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In 2013, Chicago had more than 13, art exhibits. More than 13 artists exhibited their art. Some artists earned more than $13.00.

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Abraham Lincoln had less than 13 fingers, so statues that display him in Grant Park and Lincoln Park do not show him as a freak. Chicago lacks any statues of multi-fingered aliens. No monsters emerged from Lake Michigan to freeze and become art exhibits.

Baseball fans should be delighted to see statues of famous baseball players for both the Chicago Cubs and Chicago White Sox. To my knowledge, no sculptures exist of slow ball pitches and spitball pitches. None of the pitchers on these teams pitched the spiral ball.

In kiosks, there were movie posters. On buses’ exteriors, there were more movie posters. On billboards, there were product advertisements.

Mu did not combine with pi to become myi. Pi did not combine with rho to become pho. Tau did not combine with pi to become taupi.

You may have learned that Monday is Moonday. Tuesday can have the Twosday designation. If you fry fish on Friday, the fish may taste better.

§ 4 Lincolns

§ 5 Days

§ Glassy Golf

§ Goodman Porter Blues-Inky

§ Greek Letter Themes

§ Metallic Vegetation-Crosshatched

§ Olmec Head-Embossed

§ Racing Horse-Oiled

§ Reign-Inky

§ Wolverine-Plasticized

In 2013, only September and December had Friday the 13th. Thirteen centaurs did not paint 13, oil paintings. More than 13 Canada Geese appeared in Chicago’s parks; none of these were artists.


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