Proven to be nothing more than a Mad Lab creation of craft materials gone amok (see: the runway looks), the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show kicked off the holiday season with "an over-the-top celebration of all things sexy."
Yeah, about that.
Not one gaudy idea was spared as seen in lingerie embellished with Swarovski crystals, the iconic angel wings and the $10 Million Royal Fantasy Bra by Mouawad.
And of course, a bunch of Amazonian models whom moonlight as Angels--like Candice Swanepoel, Joan Smalls, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes, Lily Aldridge, Karlie Kloss, and more--effortlessly ripped the runway.
But the real stars of the show were the ridiculously ludicrous outfits that looked more like cabaret-styled props and pieces of fabric.
They are, in short, hilarious.
And kind of stand as a testament to the Angels sexiness because how else could one explain wearing such theatrical outfits--and still look hot.
For more information: The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show airs on CBS on December 10 at 10 P.M.
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