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10 things you should never say to a naked man

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There are some things that you should never ever say to naked man under any circumstance. Remember, a man gets naked for two reasons, to take a shower and to get laid. He is most likely naked in front of you for the second reason. In any case, for a man to get rid of his robe in front of you, he e must really trust you and care about what you think. Therefore, it s very unfair to utter words that can make him start feeling uncomfortable or offended when he is naked in front of you. Just in case you have forgotten things that you should never say to a naked man, here is a reminder;

When are you going to get hard?
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When are you going to get hard?

At times, it will take some time before a man warms up. You should always give him the time he needs. When you ask this question, you might make him not get hard at all. If he was a little drunk, this question may make him way too drunk. If he was a little sleepy, he will now not be able to lift his eyelids. It is okay to wonder why he is not getting hard fast, but you should always keep it to yourself. Don’t ask!

When are you going to get off?
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When are you going to get off?

This is something that you should never ever say to a naked man. Instead, when you think that he is struggling, you should give him a helping hand. Give him the chance to rethink his strategy or perhaps try a new position or rhythm. This may be all you need to do.

Are you in love with me?
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Are you in love with me?

Come on! Of course he is in love with you. That is why he is with you. Even when you really doubt whether he loves you, the best thing to do at this point is assume that he loves you. This is definitely not the right time to ask this question. If it is really troubling you, wait until you are done before asking. You will even have a better chance of getting an honest answer.

Sorry, I must take this call
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Sorry, I must take this call

This is also something that you should never do. The calls can always wait until the temperatures have cooled down. You should never say this to a naked man no matter how important you think the incoming call is.

Can you try doing this thing that some other guy did to me?
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Can you try doing this thing that some other guy did to me?

A man would really love to know what you like so that he can do it to you. However, you have to find a way of telling him about it without making him feel that he is competing with some other guy who was there before him. Find a way to tell him that you want something without making it seem like you have had previous experience.

I need to tell you something very important
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I need to tell you something very important

This statement sounds very bad to naked man. Why would you want to break news to man who is already naked? Can’t it wait? In fact, at this moment he is likely not to give whatever you want to tell him the weight it deserves. So, whether you have an infectious STI, you are married, you are still in love with your ex or anything else that is really serous, please say it before he gets naked. Otherwise, don’t say it.

Please tell me about your ex
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Please tell me about your ex

Do you think this is the right time to talk about this? Really? Are you being serous? If you really need to know, you should have asked before he got out of his clothes. If you didn't, then you have to wait.

This apartment is really dirty. I need to clean it
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This apartment is really dirty. I need to clean it

Why are you turning your attention to your apartment when he is naked in front of you? Obviously, he didn’t get out of his clothes so that you can talk about your apartment. The fact that he is naked gives him the right to get your full attention.

Why are guys so hairy?
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Why are guys so hairy?

A guy already knows that he is hairy. You don’t need to tell him. He knows exactly how his body is. He knows if he has a hairy chest, facial hair etc. You should find a different time to tell him.

I don’t feel like doing it anymore
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I don’t feel like doing it anymore

This is information that you could have thrown to his face before he took out his jeans. If you did not say it before he took off his pants, don’t say it.

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