Do you ever dread going to a hospital? Can’t stand the thought of all the needles and bodily fluids and sick people just meandering everywhere? Who could blame you? The waits are long, the co-pays are expensive and the halls smell like antiseptic and it burns your throat. Not to mention the throngs of screaming children that always seem to be at every hospital at all hours of the day. If you’re not careful you could go into a hospital with a cold and leave with a staph infection. Nobody likes going to the hospital for really obvious reasons, the most obvious being it’s where people die. The gown they give you was probably just on a dead guy, hospitals suck. But for all the hassle and discomfort they evoke in us they’re nowhere near as bad as the places that made this list. Once you read up on these demented examples of medical care you’ll be hugging your doctor and kissing your health insurance card. You might even go sit in an ER waiting room just to soak up the comparative good vibes. The hospitals on this list boast a very high admissions rate and a very low discharge rate, not exactly the goal of a hospital. Experimental treatment methods, inattentive staff and highly infectious diseases make these hospitals something straight out of a David Lynch surrealist nightmare. So grab some Purell and Emergen-C and pray you never end up getting checked in to any of these places.