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10 dumbest fast food criminals

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Every day, it seems, a new "stupid criminal" story pops up in the headlines. From bungling burglars to bad employees to troubled teens, dumb, drunk and intoxicated criminals have kept their fun escapades coming for years.

Don't expect this trend to change any time so here are just a handful of recent bizarre behavior fast food tragedies.

Bad day to be a drug dealer
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Bad day to be a drug dealer

1. A bad day to be a drug dealer

A  Florida man robbed a drug dealer at gunpoint and then shot at the drug dealer when he found that the bag he stole from the dealer was a bag of fast-food hamburgers instead of a bag of marijuana. Now that’s an expensive bag of burgers as he is doing 5 - 10 in the correctional facility.

McNuggets are not available 24 / 7
McNuggets are not available 24 / 7 he man

McNuggets are not available 24 / 7

2. McNuggets are not available 24 / 7

An  Ohio woman who wanted chicken nuggets at 6:30 in morning was horrified to find out they don’t serve them that early and responded by breaking the drive-thru window  and punching one employee in the mouth, and was later arrested on misdemeanor battery charges.

After Hours Pizza Hut Fry Up
After Hours Pizza Hut Fry Up Pizza News

After Hours Pizza Hut Fry Up

3. "Closed" is unacceptable to some people

A Drunk 21-year-old Minnesota man was arrested after breaking into his local Pizza Hut and fry up some of their delicious chicken wings for himself. Now that’s a wings fan!

911 and Fast Food Emergencies
911 and Fast Food Emergencies Fast Food News

911 and Fast Food Emergencies

4. 911 and Fast Food Emergencies

Another Fast Food Criminal used 911 communications with the thought that  Burger King was out of lemonade was a life threatening emergency. As well in a separate incident a woman in California dialed 911 to complain that Carl's Jr. wasn't making her Western Barbeque Burger fast enough. Still in another incident a couple in Tennessee was arrested after attempting to order a cheeseburger and fries by calling 911.

Death Threat at a McDonalds
Death Threat at a McDonalds Ski mobile news

Death Threat at a McDonalds

5. Death Threat at a McDonalds

One man in Connecticut threatened to kill a McDonald's employee because he didn't know about a promotion the Mc Donald’s was running on its McNuggets. Wow now that McNuggets dedication!

Have it your way
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Have it your way

6. Have it your way

She’s called the "BK Brawler" and rightfully so after fighting an entire crew of Burger King employees because they were "slow" in delivering her Whopper Jr. Wearing only a bikini she rampaged through the Florida fast food restaurant and was arrested on a misdemeanor battery charge. She said “If I knew that was going to happen, I would have gone to Taco Bell." Not sure what that means but it’s funny.

Cut the line at McDonald's
Cut the line at McDonald's Fast Food Journal

Cut the line at McDonald's

7. Bad Idea to line cut at McDonald's

 A California man who punches a 16-year-old girl whom he thought cut in front of him in line gets arrested for misdemeanor assault and battery.

McNuggets Are not available 24 / 7
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McNuggets Are not available 24 / 7

8.  McNuggets: Are not available 24 / 7

An  Ohio woman who wanted chicken nuggets at 6:30 in morning was horrified to find out they don’t serve them that early and responded by breaking the drive-thru window  and punching one employee in the mouth, and was later arrested on misdemeanor battery charges.

 Man confuses penis with a chicken leg
Man confuses penis with a chicken leg Rockit

Man confuses penis with a chicken leg

9. Man confuses his penis with a chicken leg

Bo Jangles had run out of drumsticks. An angry North Carolina man then proceeded to respond to this upsetting news by pulling out his penis at the fast food window, showing the woman cashier and saying, "Here's a [expletive] leg for you." He was arrested on charges of indecent exposure.

Can’t wait for the SBA loan
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Can’t wait for the SBA loan

10. Can’t wait for the SBA loan

Two people in Florida were arrested after stealing frozen 30 pounds of nuggets, a laptop and a power washer. They told police that they were starting up a business. The police didn’t see the logic.

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