He's an often hilarious, always insightful, take-no-prisoners, fulltime comedian/comedy writer, and political junky, who is drawn to the idiots, and the idiocy, in politics, like a shark to chum.
VICE PRESIDENT Vice President Dick Cheney says anything U.S. interrogators did to obtain intelligence, even if it violated protocols is okay by him. Geez, Cheney, you swore to “uphold the Constitution,” not to hold...
NATALIE Actress Natalie Portman says she really loves listening to extremely obscene hip-hop lyrics. Think I'll call her "Nasty-Nastalie-Portman." Don Imus is calling her a nasty-headed ho. KELLY...
FRIDAY HEADLINE On Friday, after a thousand people had filed past the coffin of Ted Kennedy the day before, and a thousand more that day, the Associated Press ran a headline that read, "Hundreds File Past Kennedy...
RASMUSSEN I finally figured out why Fox News calls them “Rasmussen” polls. Because Bill O’Reilly yanks the numbers right out of his “Rass.” TOWN HALL Well, another Second Amendment moron showed...
RASMUSSEN I finally figured out why Fox News calls them “Rasmussen” polls. Because Bill O’Reilly yanks the numbers right out of his “Rass.” TOWN HALL Well, another Second Amendment moron...
Insert photo caption or credit here WACKO JACKO Michael Jackson’s physician claims Jackson referred to Propofol, the drug that killed him, as “milk.” It’s time for fans to get over the King...
KENNEDY DIES Senator Edward M. “Teddy” Kennedy has died at 77. President Obama has announced that he’s sending Bill Clinton to Hell to try and bring Teddy back... ADD, KENNEDY DIES Teddy...
STAR TREK Three new scents of cologne inspired by "Star Trek" are on the market, 'Tiberius,' "Red Shirt' and 'Pon Farr'. A scent called 'Cardassian' was dropped because it smelled like Cardass. ADD, STAR...
FIRES IN GREECE Ancient structures are threatened by sprawling wildfires in Greece. Hey, how do you separate the firemen from the fireboys in Greece? With a high pressure hose, of course! NURSE SHORTAGE There's a school...
OBAMA President Barack Obama and his family are vacationing in Martha's Vineyard, very near to where Spike Lee has a vacation home. Obama has already done the 'right' thing by proposing to drop the health care public...