Lauren Conrad's Christmas list: Who's naughty? Who's nice?

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Lauren Conrad twittered yesterday that she was getting her Christmas shopping done, given that it's only 4 days before the big day.  While this reporter ponders on whether they'll be relegated to shopping on Christmas Eve or in the vicinity of it, let's display all of the naughty and nice people around Lauren Conrad, in random order.  Whitney, the longtime colleague/ friend of LC who took in almost every dilemma Lauren was going through, will definitely be on Lauren's nice list.  It's only fair because Lauren's sufferings were Whitney's sufferings.  And it would be a very good gesture to get Whitney a pearl necklace also because Lauren didn't attend Whitney's first NYC fashion show.  Next up, Audrina, who could probably be on Lauren's nice list, which at times could've been sentenced to LC's naughty list for life.  The best thing for Lauren to Audrina is to get her a gift anyway, even if Audrina doesn't think to do so; and even in the two were BFF''s on-screen only.  And then there's Lo, who's guaranteed a lifetime pass on Lauren's nice list, with cool gifts exchanged between the two.  What about Jen Bunney?  Not nice, but forever indefinitely on the naughty list.  Even if Jen Bunney thought to get a gift for Lauren, Lauren will more than likely not respond.  Don't forget Brody and Frankie, they were always there for Lauren, guiding her in every step of the way, so they're gonna be on the nice list always. And Stephanie Pratt? Never mind Lauren getting her a gift, Stephanie should get Lauren a gift more times over for putting up with Stephanie's lack of work ethic at People's Revolution, and somehow persuading LC to be her friend at the expense of Audrina, and the lifetime success of The Hills.  How about we throw Holly Montag on the nice list too?  Holly never did anything to wrong Lauren, who even let Holly stay with Lauren for a while?  Lauren even went out of her way to call Holly and meet up with her, so that's an even gifting exchange right there.  And finally, the ones who will never know nice in any way again are... you guessed it... Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.  Both Heidi and Spencer, a.k.a. Speidi have earned an a million lifetimes pass on the naughty list of Lauren Conrad, for the hurt they caused with spreading rumors about an alleged sex tape Lauren participated in.  Not even Speidi's great, great, great, great, great grandkids and future ancestors will make it to the nice list; this rule will be a precious family heirloom amongst the future ancestors of Lauren Conrad.  So in simple terms, Speidi are naughty for life.  Wait, we forgot another archenemy.  Kristin Cavallari.  Yes, she's naughty too.  Forget her ever getting a gift from LC.  And even though Speidi are banned for life, Heidi will always send a gift to Lauren, stating that she's praying for her, and Heidi will insist that her kids do the same too.