We've had an entertaining little political scandal as a special gift to the media for the holidays. It looks like the governor of Illinois is probably nailed to the wall. At the same time, there have been quite a few manglings of his last name, which is, admittedly, filled with lots of consonants and vowels.
So, in that spirit, we here at the Trends, Lifestyles and Bad Jokes Desk present a list of prison nicknames the Gov. might want to consider, as well as some of the more interesting pronunciations of his last name. From the home office in Boise, Idaho...
10. Blahjugglewitz.
9. Alberto V05.
8. Blogjobovince.
7. Bitch. I'm sorry, Governor Bitch.
6. Bugglugglewince.
5. That guy in Cellblock 5 who keeps promising to pardon everyone if they'll stop beating him.
4. Bananasplitovich.
3. Rammed Rod.
2. Bunglewhatojerk.
And the number one prison nickname/mispronunciation of Gov. Rod Blagojevich...
1. Bologna Sandwich.
Comments
Very entertaining article. Nothing makes me more joyous then a Holiday scandal.
Chris,
This is a really funny list, blogna sandwich is going to get harASSed in prison. This is an awesome top ten list, you should post this to our site toptentopten.com and you can link back to your site. We are looking for content and in return our users will track back to your site. The coolest feature is you can let other people vote on the rankings of your list.
-Vince
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