Scientology girl
The Church of Scientology had one of its biggest celebrations ever on Saturday as Suri Cruise turned 3 years old. As I mentioned in a previous article, a 3 year old has to undergo a rite of passage by sitting in a vibrating chair. "This is disgusting. The chair vibrates pretty hard and the child has to sit in it for five minutes. It is believed to help get their thetan levels under control," a recovered Scientologist tells me.
But the weirdness doesn't stop there. Another rite of passage Suri likely had to go through was being locked in a dark room for five minutes with soft Scientology music playing. "This activity is believed to help the child become a stronger individual," the ex Scientologist continues. "It is believed that the spirit of Xenu comforts the child during this activity."
The final rite of passage that Suri likely experienced was being strapped to a chair while people with white masks pour "Scientology Water" on her, which is made by adding mint leaves. "This is believed to rid the child of all their demons," my Scientologist source continues. "This is the worst one of them all and it should be considered child abuse."
Suri Cruise didn't seem to mind her "birthday celebration" today because she walked out of the Church of Scientology with nothing but smiles on her face. Perhaps she's already been brainwashed enough not to let anything bother her. Happy Birtday, Suri!
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Comments
What absolute bull! I'm not sure where you get your information but this is 100% false - a vibrating chair (snort!), seriously ridiculous.
There is actually some truth to this. I don't know about the vibrating chair but the dark room thing is true. I read it on some cult religious site. this is sad!
I think this may be true. Weird stuff goes on there. In any case, thanks to the author for making my day. My father recently died and this made me laugh so much..something I needed to do.
Well, according to the photo, for a 3 year old, Suri has the Scientology smirk of superiority down well.
She's got the Xenu in her alright, and is probably an "authority" on several high level Scientology sciences.
the name says it all enlightened. seriously, who snorts these days. seriously. ridiculus.
the name says it all ya ass. seriously, who snorts these days. seriously, ridiculus.
This is all absolutely false. I know it firsthand.
Enlightened and Joxe are the Scientology internet handlers for this article so they must know.
Well this is lame. A guy who only writes negative reviews is saying something about nothing. I am a fan of Tom Cruise work and I speak for many when I say give the guy a break. This is old news and he will continue to create many good movies.
Sorry lauren, but as long as he continues to associate himself with that cult, his reputation will continue to suffer. You go ahead and continue to enjoy his movies, but I don't see a whole lot of studios that want to tangle with the controversy that surrounds him as much anymore.
Jesus Christ, they've got internet handlers monitoring the f'ing examiner?
Scientology has its share of barbarisms and nutsoid activity, but this article is completely false. Take it from an ex Sea Org member.
Some of this is true, I believe. The Church of Scientology is crazy and I feel sorry for anybody who is still defending Tom Cruise.
You call anyone who has something good to say about Scientology an "internet handler." Wouldn't that make you an "Anti-Scientology Internet Handler?" That's just what they believe.
Oh, my I have to run back in time and get my kids into this vibrating chair. I think I need to get my money back as my kids never had this experience nor have we ever seen or heard about this incredible vibrating chair until now. Wow, all this years as a Sci. and now I find out that we missed out on the chair yet you, Daryl, got this information exactly how?.....
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