Brad Pitt doesn't believe in using toilet paper
A couple days ago, I was able to view the complete proposal for Mickey Brett’s book that documents the life of different celebrities he has been a bodyguard for. The proposal contains a lot of information about Brangelina. I wrote about how Mr. Brett claims the pair have a baby and diaper sex fetish. Now, I am going to give you some more details and you shouldn’t read this if you have a weak stomach.
Mr. Brett claims that Brad and Angie have huge disagreements on toilet paper use. Brad doesn’t believe in toilet paper; he uses his hands and washes them afterwards. Angelina agrees with Brad that he’s helping the environment, but thinks using her hands would be totally disgusting. Brad always tells Angie that people in third world countries do it all the time. Mr. Brett thinks that the kids use toilet paper but that Brad is trying to change the rules.
This has to be a lie, right? This bodyguard must be pretty desperate. But for some reason, I can totally imagine this. All these Hollywood celebrities are always trying to be politically correct by doing crazy things for the environment. Not using toilet paper, however, may be taking it a step too far.
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Comments
Enough of this already you freak! Stop quoting the insane ramblings of a wannabe ghostwriter! This is disgusting!
PS: How would their bodyguard know this? Did Pitt take him inside the toilet? This is the most insane c.rap anyone has made up so far!
PPS: I hope you would applaud it the same way if someone tried to profit by coming up with made up b.ullshit about you Daryl D.
i wouldn't worry too much about daryl d's post susi. he looks like a low rent perez hilton and he writes for the examiner. THE EXAMINER. ahahahahah.
This is hilarious! Before you guys berate the author he is not claiming this to be true either but is just reporting what the proposal said. This made my day...lol!!!! I don't believe it either but it certainly is funny.
Oh brother. I thought the first tale was a joke (as in ridiculous, not haha), but this one is DEFINITELY meant to be satire. What's next - Brad refuses to bathe? Oops, that stories already been around for years and debunked a gazillion times. If this is the type of crap that was SUPPOSEDLY in the book proposal, then it's no wonder the damned thing was turned down and the ghost-writer is having to hype it's non-existence by leaking a SUPPOSED proposal.
Somebody's punking a whole lot of media outlets and you fools are just too damned stupid to figure it out.
If he is so concerned anout the enviorment he is worried about a little toilet paper, what about all the fuel in the planes he travels from country to country in, or the take out food, or the tons of other crap he and angie buy... He really is as dumb as people report isn't he??? What a tool!
sounds true to me. Brad looks very dirty. If you look at pix of him it's obvious that he rarely changes clothing. This is not hard to believe. But he needs to leave the children out of it.
To truthfully,
Surprisingly enough you defended Jolie. But you don`t do her a favour by slaming Pitt since he is the man she chose to be with and who is the father of her kids! Did you get my point?
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