
Your job search should be less stressful than this. AP Photo/Miguel Tovar
Looking for a new job is tough. Actually, it's almost beyond comprehension for those that aren't actively searching for a new position. However, it can get too serious at times. Relax the job search stress today (at least long enough to read this article!).
- You're seriously considering answering the Craigslist ad for a "serial killer assistant."
- You answer all phone calls with your name and a list of your top skills.
- You're networking so often that you accidently shake your wife's hand and introduce yourself over dinner.
- When telemarketers call, you ask them to "put in a good word for you."
- Your old friends are afraid to call, because they don't want you grilling them for openings at their companies.
- You have 47 versions of your resume ready to send at a moment's notice.
- You think this guy is an amateur.
- You've handed out more resumes than Britney Spears has sold tickets.
- You're actually thinking that some of these things might work.
- You've memorized every recruiter's name within a 150-mile radius.
- You can post your resume on any of the top job boards blindfolded. And handcuffed. While surrounded by a pack of wild mongooses.
- You read this list and you blushed (I know you're out there!).
- You read this list and thought you could do better.
If anyone else has an idea, I'd love to hear it in the comments section below!











Comments
Ha! I luv it, too funny!!
Very funny. I really liked this. Thanks.
Mongooses is a funny word.
How about 60 resumes, blindfolded, from my cell phone while walking the dogs. Two job interviews next week after searching for a little over a year...any advice?
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