While plenty of good Father’s Day gift ideas abound, admittedly, some fathers lack in the parental aptitude department – maybe even deserving a worst Father’s Day gift. Yet, often, these parentally challenged parents are loved and – in this case – are deserving of attention on this holiday.
For the adult child, however, who is not so chummy with their chromosomal 
contributor, card and gift giving can be tough. A look at the worst Father’s Day gift ideas can help when shopping for dysfunctional dads.
Free ecards often make a ‘Worst gift list.’ Few things show how little one cares then a last-minute email-based card. Otherwise, the initial inspiration for this worst Father’s Day gift ideas collection derived from a visit to someecards.com.
If you communicate best with satire and sarcasm -- like most dysfunctional families -- this free ecard site is for you. A popular choice is captioned: “Dad, thanks for giving me my first beer and paying for my first rehab” while plenty of other sarcastic ecard options are available for year-around giving.
Don’t Get Disowned: Worst Father’s Day Gifts Ever! is a consumer warning for children who care. The site contains a mashup of Father’s Day gifts to avoid (e.g., a Chia Pet, an iPhone case -- when dad doesn’t own one-- and the dreaded singing fish, which topped gift-giving lists for far too long in Arkansas.
Bitter children can approach these worst Father’s Day gift ideas for suggestions rather than advice on what purchases to avoid – depending on how unlikable the father in question is.
LardButt.com, with a name like this you can’t go wrong in picking the worst Father’s Day gift. Lard Butt LLC (www.lardbutt.com), is “an apparel and lifestyle company for below-average athletes and weekend warriors.” Even beloved dads fall into this category, though.
While the company maintains a ‘Ten WORST Father’s Day Gift Ideas’ listing on their blog, the dad-focused site links to coolstufffordads.com, which includes some less-then-cool gifts including a man-inspired bag called the Diaper Dude and Homer Simpson slippers.
Winning the top spot for the best of the worst Father’s Day gift ideas comes from this CNET video below,Top 5 worst tech gifts for dads.
The number one product recommendation in this video can serve as payback for childhood angst facilitated by dad, offering both a way to insult and educate a father.
If all, else fails there is always the USB dancer.
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Now, if dad really doesn’t seem so bad after all, but you are on a tight budget, see these better-considered Father’s Day gift ideas instead:
Top 5 Audio Book Sites (Burn a digital audio book collection for your dad) -- AC
How to Make a Perfect Chuck Roast (5-star rating, a favored budget meal for Father’s Day) – eHow
Stupid Gift or Wrong Message? USB Pole Dancer Debate
Amazing Father’s Day Gifts, by the DC Budget Style Examiner
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