Betty Bowers bad mouths the Mormons

America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, is spreading the good word again with a new video release called "Less Is Mormon!"

Bowers, leader of several ministries including BASH and BLAME, calls the Constitution "something people sore about losing an election suddenly pretend to care about."  Bowers bad mouths the Mormons for their unconstitutional craze of doling out civil rights by popular vote.

While giving us a little history refresher (U.S. Constitution = 1781, Mormonism = 1830), Betty exclaims that the Mormons are using the "blood fury of the ballot box" to make sure gays go to bed each night without protection - equal protection, that is.  Because, as everyone knows, too many rights make a wrong.

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Betty also takes swipes at the Puritans (celebrating two millennia of washing away your sins, and your liberties!), and, using Sarah Palin as an example, says, "the fun trick to Democracy is that all you need is the slightest majority, and you get to waterboard a witch!

Betty reminds us, correctly, that the founding fathers created a Republic instead of a Democracy, "because they thought allowing citizens to vote on individual rights was a really stupid idea", then says, "but you know what they call a really stupid idea that's also really popular- a law!" (Citing Jim Crow, Prohibition, Japanese Internment, and Don't Ask Don't Tell).

To drive home her point that homosexuality is not a choice as most religions believe, Betty ironically interjects, "Fact:  The choice to be gay happens most often between the hours of 10:00 p.m. and midnight."

Then Betty turns the choice argument on its head, saying, "being born in Utah to fresh-faced materialistic parents with a pack of perfectly pressed Abercrombie & Fitch master race clothes for siblings doesn't mean you're born a Mormon, it just means you're born a conformist."

Betty refers to Mormonism as a cult and says "outside of Utah it's regarded as Scientology-lite." and says, "being lectured about what constitutes a traditional marriage by a Mormon is a bit like being scolded for loitering by a crack whore."

Then Betty really tears into the meat of Mormon belief - mainly that "God now lives on a compound near the star Kolob with a posse of wives ... who are constantly getting jabbed in the you-know-where by the Lord's enormous you-know-what."

Betty demonstrates how being a Mormon is un-American, and, using Glenn Beck as an example, says "let's have a referendum on them for a change!"

Great idea, Betty!  But who will collect the signatures?  All the pros are Mormon!

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