The Invention of Lying is one of the most surprising and funny movies to be released in quite some time, which means there are a lot of very funny Invention of Lying quotes. The movie is "surprising and funny" and not "surprisingly funny" because Ricky Gervais is a very funny man, so it was assumed there would be some humor involved. What was surprising about the Invention of Lying is how thought-provoking the movie turned out to be.
The premise is simple: In a world where everyone must tell the truth, one man learned to lie.
Of course, like most movies, it goes beyond just a world where everyone tells the truth. They are compelled to pretty much say anything that is on their mind at the time, much like Austin Power's problem with his internal monologue after going through the unfreezing process.
This leads to a lot of funny lines, but also an interesting view on life itself. Not to mention a hilarious take on religion!
Funny Invention of Lying Quotes:
I don't understand why I'm homeless and you are not.
Just because he's talking to the man in the sky doesn't mean he's good enough to be your friend.
If I could do anything? Anything at all? I would touch a girl's boobs.
We both know that one day you're going to lose your looks.
Pepsi: When they don't have Coke
I was just masturbating.
That... makes me think of your vagina.
I did a bad thing...
It's ok you get three!
I'm black.
I knew it.
I'm an Eskimo.
Fantastic.
I'm a one-armed German space explorer
When's your launch date?
The world is going to end unless we have sex right now!
Do we have time to get to a motel or do we need to do it right here?
Man In The Sky forbid!
Hi I'm Bob. I'm the spokesperson for the Coca-Cola company. I'm here today to ask you to continue buying Coke. Sure you've been drinking the drink for years and if you still enjoy it well I'd like to remind you to buy it again sometime. It's basically just brown sugar water. We haven't changed the ingredients much lately so there is nothing new I can tell you about that. Changed the can around a little bit though. You can see the colors are different there and we've added a polar bear so the kids like us. Coke's very high in sugar, and like any high calorie soda, it can lead to obesity in children and adults who don't sustain a very healthy diet. And that's it. It's coke. It's very famous. Everyone knows it. I'm Bob and I'm asking you to not stop buying coke. That's all.
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