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Friday's news that Howard Stern has been approached to replace Simon Cowell in the "meanie" position on the American Idol judging panel has inspired reactions from rage to glee in Howard Stern lovers and haters everywhere.
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Here are the top ten reasons why Howard Stern should join the American Idol cast.
10. He could bring Beetlejuice along to replace Randy Jackson.
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9. Stern won't be afraid to tell contestants when they have cameltoe.
8. Howard Stern Show sound engineer Fred Norris' band "King Norris" could replace the "harrible" Ricky Minor Band.
7. Eliminated American Idol contestants will have to perform their final song while receiving a chocolate bandit mask from Sal Governale.
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6. Howard Stern "invented" American Idol. Stern has repeatedly stated that he created the format for American Idol during his early 80s terrestrial radio days at a local Detroit station where he hosted a talent competition with a panel of three judges.
5. Howard Stern will secretly replace Kara DioGuardi's seat with a tickle chair.
4. All contestants will perform wearing hats created by Ivy Supersonic.
3. He could refuse to let Eric the Midget within a mile of the American Idol set.
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2. When Ryan Seacrest flees the show due to Steve Langford's investigation of his "sexual problems," Stern will replace him with the Gary Puppet.
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1. The number one reason Howard Stern should replace Simon Cowell on American Idol?
It might take a little while, but he'll TOTALLY convince Ellen Degeneres and Kara DioGuardi to dyke out on camera
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Hey Liz,
I just subscribed to your newsletter last week and wanted to say thanks for all the juicy updates. I listen to Howard everyday but I dont always get to listen in the morning so it is nice to check my inbox and see what you got for me! Keep up the fantastic work, I hope you get paid for this!
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Hey! Ellen's a married woman. And Portia de Rossi is hotter than Kara.
BLESS YOU JACOBY!!! :)
I HAVE BEEN A BIG TIME STERN FAN HAVE BEEN A LOYAL LISTENER SINCE 80S AND ALSO BEEN ON SIRUS SINCE HE STARTED. HOWARD HAS NO REASON TO BE A JUDGE HE WOULD NEVER DO IT SO DROP IT. YOU WILL NEVER PLEASE EVERYONE JUST THANK GOD IF YOU DO WATCH THE SHOW FOR STEVEN AND EYE CANDY IN JEN. ANOTHER THING HIS SIDE KICK ROBYN IS MAKING ME TURN OFF THE SHOW MORE OFTEN GET HER OUT SHE SUCKS. AND PEOPLE WHO SAY SHE IS PRETTY GET GLASSES HIGH DEF IS NOT A FRIEND OF HERS
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