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Is the final frontier the only place where Tiger Woods can find peace? (AP Photo/Andrew Brownbill)
Should Tiger Woods go to space to escape mistress scandal?
The Howard Stern Show news mistress Robin Quivers offered a unique solution for beleaguered golfer and mistress juggler Tiger Woods. During the news portion of Howard Stern Show's Wednesday morning broadcast discussing Tiger Woods distancing himself from his famous friends, Robin Quivers suggested that Tiger Woods hop aboard the Virgin Limited space ship.
The Associated Press has reported that Tiger Woods has been "snubbing" his famous friends like Charles Barkley and Spike Lee by changing his personal cell phone number--and not updating either of them on his new one.
"You should really reach out to your celebrity friends when things go bad," said NBA star Charles Barkley. "They're the only people who understand what it's like."
But Tiger Woods doesn't seem to be too interested in reaching out to anyone right now.
"He better get on that Virgin spaceship," joked Robin Quivers.
Tiger Woods is actually one of the few people in the world who could afford the trip. Virgin Galactic, a division of Virgin Atlantic, is charging $200,000 per trip for anyone who needs to get away from it all and just free-float, which probably sounds like a pretty good option to Tiger Woods right now.
Robin Quivers may have not had such a crazy idea after all.
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Tiger should join Amway, and then recruit all of his "girlfriends", as Amway also screws everything that moves. Amway is a scam, and here's why: Amway wants to pay out as little money as they can get away with, so they support the higher level IBOs ripping off their downline via the tool scam. As a result, about 99% of IBOs operate at a net loss, while the top 1% make several TIMES more from their Amway tool scam than from the Amway products. Read about it on my blog, I suggest you start here: Google "Amway the rest of the story" and forward the information to everyone you know, so they don't get scammed.
Tons of crazy photos of Tiger and Theresa Rogers leaked at www.tinyurl.com/theresatiger
he should eat his own poo poo out of his own toilet
Sorry Liz, if I may correct you. Virgin Galactic is a division of Virgin Ltd which also has the division of Virgin Atlantic as well as about 200 other Virgin products. I was in Mojave for the SpaceShipTwo unveiling on Dec 7, Monday.
Thank you Spacegal! That must have been awesome! :)
LOL funny!
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LOL! He'd probably get busy in space, too.
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