Paris Hilton makes a regular habit of carrying her personal stash of cocaine in her own personal lady pocket when she travels through airport security according to a report from celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton.
Perez Hilton posted the story about Paris Hilton's "secret compartment" after a source close to the socialite commented on her August 28th arrest for cocaine possession in Las Vegas, stating:
“That’s why the first thing she asked the cops in Vegas was to use the bathroom. She knew it would be her only chance to hide the cocaine and avoid arrest. Paris is not as dumb as she seems."
Howard Stern picked up the story Wednesday morning.
"What does she use her vagina as luggage?" said Stern in amazement. "I mean, that's crazy."
"Is she that messed up on drugs? A cocaine tampon?" asked Howard Stern Show co-host Robin Quivers.
Perez reported that Paris likes to carry her crotch blow in a lubricated condom that she inserts into her vagina before traveling through airport security.
“That’s what I’ve heard from a very good source, she’s a pro at it," said Perez's source. "Paris travels all over the world and parties like a rockstar. I love her but she definitely needs professional help. It’s time she looks at herself in the mirror and realizes she’s not 21 anymore.”
Howard Stern says he's no fan of cocaine use, but added that the airhead heiress is hardly a homeland security threat.
"Do you really think that's even worth wasting a cop's time with?" asked Stern Wednesday. "I mean--she ain't dealing it as far as I know. She's basically using it for her own personally reasons and, you know, too bad. I think cocaine use is really a losing street and all that...But really? Do I want a police officer wasting his evening busting that bimbo for a small amount of cocaine in her purse?"
It depends on which "purse" we're talking about--doesn't it?
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Comments
Ohh ...WOW>>>I wonder how much that pussy can take<,,????
she needs to be pissed of in airport toilet
paris hiton should be cocaine smuggler,because her pussy acts like treasury for smugglers
paris knows her pussy is like well of cocaine not for pissing in the toilet!
paris should be a role model for virgin girls whose pussy are still waiting for cocaine to put in the pussy and learn from her!
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