Tiger Woods mistress prototype Rachel Uchitel won't be competing in the Howard Stern Show's Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant on March 10th.
Howard Stern Show producer Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'Abate said on Wednesday morning's Sirius XM broadcast that he had spoken to Rachel Uchitel by phone on Tuesday afternoon:
"I spoke to her yesterday and it was really funny because I had asked her to be in the contest. I was buttering her up because she said she couldn't be in the competition but she couldn't tell me why, and she wanted to do, you know, the flat cutout and she said: 'It was really funny because I knew I couldn't be in it, but then I was like: 'God-how come they're not asking me?' Cause she said a lot of guys are coming up to her and asking her, and I said: 'Rachel, let me tell you something...You were number one on our list. You know, I did leave a message with your lawyer. I'm surprised she didn't tell you.'"
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The "flat cutout" that Dell'Abate mentioned referred to a proposal that Rachel Uchitel made that she be allowed to compete by sending a cardboard cutout of herself into the Howard Stern Show on March 10th to vie for the $100,000 prize on her behalf.
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"That wouldn't be fair to the women," said Howard Stern about the Rachel Uchitel cardboard cutout idea. "The idea of the Tiger Woods mistress beauty pageant is to talk with the ladies and talk to them about their stories, and look at them. They're all beautiful women."
Howard Stern was disappointed that Uchitel was unable to compete. "I would have loved for her to be a part of it," said Stern. "I think she's sexy as hell." Howard Stern has been vocal about his attraction to Uchitel since the Tiger Woods sex scandal broke in December.
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With Howard Stern's early favorite out of the competition, the race for the crown of "Mistress USA" is wide open. Four of Tiger Woods mistresses have reportedly signed on to compete in swimsuit, personality and talent competitions, but the Howard Stern Show has yet to reveal which ones.
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The eleven women now eligible to compete in the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant are:
Jaimee Grubbs
Kalika Moquin
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Jamie Jungers
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Cori Rist
Mindy Lawton
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Holly Sampson
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Joslyn James (aka Veronica Siwiki-Daniels)
Photo Slideshow: Porn Star Joslyn James is Tiger Woods Misterss #11
Loredana Jolie
Photo Slideshow: Loredana Jolie is Mistress #12
Julie Postle
Photo Slideshow: Julie Postle is Mistress #,...???
Theresa Rogers
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and Michelle Braun
The Howard Stern Examiner will be providing up to the minute coverage of the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant on March 10th starting at 6:00AM EDT.
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it's really too bad she can't do it. she would have been great.
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