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Miss Howard Stern is alive—if not totally well.
Howard Stern took a call from the older sister of Andrea Ownbey on Tuesday morning’s broadcast of The Howard Stern Show. Ownbey is better known to fans as the reigning “Miss Howard Stern” and member of the illustrious group of proud rejects known as “The Wack Pack”.
Brandy, Andrea Ownbey’s older sister, called in to The Howard Stern Show to let fans know more details about Miss Howard Stern’s accident and her current efforts towards recovery. Brandy confirmed that Miss Howard Stern’s accident occurred after Andrea left a bar on the night of June 22nd. Andrea’s convertible hit a telephone pole at approximately 60 mph. Miss Howard Stern was thrown for the car and landed on the pavement on her head. She was not wearing a seatbelt at the time of the accident.
The baby-voiced, sexy-dancing Miss Howard Stern was given a 2% chance of survival after arriving at the hospital with a substantial amount of fluid pressure on her brain and a fractured skull. Doctors inserted a metal plate in Miss Howard Stern’s head to aid in the reconstruction.
Despite the severity of her injuries, Andrea Ownbey was recently discharged from the hospital and allowed to continue her recovery from home. Brandy stated that Miss Howard Stern is still experiencing “a lot of pain” and that she has double vision in her left eye.
As far as Miss Howard Stern’s infamous beauty is concerned, Brandy said: “The only thing is that her eye is a little bit crushed.”
Howard Stern asked Brandy when he might be able to speak to his bizarro princess one-on-one. Brandy replied: “I think that she should be back to her old self again pretty soon.”
At one point on Monday morning’s broadcast, Howard Stern jokingly stated that he might have to take back Miss Howard Stern’s crown if she wasn’t still “hot” after the accident, but fans of The Howard Stern Show feel pretty confident that Andrea Ownbey’s title is secure. If anything, Miss Howard Stern is even more solidified in her title. Members of the Howard Stern Wack Pack are revered for their flaws and idiosyncracies.
If there’s one beauty pageant title you can hold with a plate in your head, a crushed eye, double vision and intermittent memory problems, it’s the title of Miss Howard Stern.
Watch one of Miss Howard Stern's recent in-studio appearances here:
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Comments
I hope she recovers! :( Will pray for you ANDREA!
howard asked if andrea lost any intelligence, hahhaaaaa
ridiculous that no one has asked if she is going to be charged for drunk driving. Artie was charged and his test was 0.0, we know she was drunk and just lucky she didn't kill someone else. when the heck is she going to be charged??? She is a drunken idiot.
It is aweful what happened to her, but it's no big shock. She is pretty, but can't get her partying under control and should not have a drivers license. She could come out of this as an even worse drinker. She is not bright enough to stop. And regarding Howard Stern, I'm sick of him taking vacations every month and then he gets annoyed when subscribers get unhappy and mention it to him. This 2 week vacation was the last straw for me. I quit my subscription. I don't listen to him to be called an as*h*le. The purpose of subscribing was to laugh.
Get well beautiful. Lots of people are worried and thinking about you. - a fan.
Who films the tv when there's this thing called a capture card? And who has a prairie dog barking in the background?
she will never learn. from some of the clips I've seen seems to me she is a raging alcholic .what about the passengers that was with her did she not think to call someone maybe to come pick her up from the bar because she was too drunk to drive?and like stern fan said she could have killed someone else it's terrible what happened but geesh what an idiot.
Update...she was never charged and will not be charged.
She's a waste of skin. What a horrible person.
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