Jamie Jungers, the former swimsuit model, has won the Howard Stern Show Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant title.
See photos of Jamie Jungers here
Jamie Jungers received four out of five votes from the pageant judging panel. Jungers received votes from Howard Stern Show producer Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'Abate, sound guru Fred Norris, AshleyMadison.com creator Noel Biederman and the King of All Media Howard Stern himself. Robin Quivers was the only dissenter, casting her vote for former reality star Jaimee Grubbs.
Jaimee Grubbs is Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant Contestant #3 (photos)
Jamie Jungers beat out Grubbs and Playboy.com model Loredana Jolie to win a $75,000 cash prize and a black diamond ring from Steven Singer Jewelers.
Loredana Jolie is Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant Contestant #2 (photos)
Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'Abate said that he was swayed by Jungers' personal story of meeting and falling in love with Tiger Woods. "She genuinely seems like an innocent, and she seems crushed by what happened," said Dell'Abate. "She is just not the person I thought was coming in today."
Noel Biederman, who bought his way on to the judging panel by putting up the $100,000 cash prize through his website AshleyMadison.com, agreed: "I think [Jamie Jungers] embodied the quintessential mistress. She was in it for reasons. She was emotional. She's got my vote."
Fred Norris was also blown away by Jungers frankness. "I believe a mistress ought to have an emotional connection. That's why I voted for #1 (Jamie Jungers). Number one, she had sex with Tiger in his home. Number two, she had two nicknames. Number three, she shared a major event in his life which was the death of his father. She said she loved him, and most importantly, she rode coach. No Princess."
Howard Stern concurred. "She really thought she was 'the one,'" said Stern. "She is the classic story-and what a body!"
Jaimee Grubbs came in second place, with one vote, scoring a $15,000 prize.
Loredana Jolie, the mistress that Tiger Woods reportedly paid as much as $15,000 for a single date with, came in third with no votes from the panel. "As much as I like Loredana," said Howard Stern. "Loredana is saving something for the book."
Loredana Jolie received a $10,000 cash prize and a 50-inch plasma television set.
Jamie Jungers sobbed as she received her sash and crown. When Howard Stern asked her if there was anyone she wanted to thank, Jungers chimed in like a classic pageant contestant, thanking "God and the friends who stood by me throughout this". Jungers states that she will use her prize money to move members of her family to Las Vegas.
Follow the Howard Stern Examiner on Twitter, Facebook and www.ronnielovesmambo.com
To receive an e-mail when the Howard Stern Examiner posts a new story, subscribe here
Comments
Who care what howard stern thinks? I heard rumors on the net that he is a pederast. Also rumors have been circulating that he was caught eating his own feces out of a takeout container behind a dumpster in an alley off bleaker st.
Loredana Jolie is the most made-up name I've ever heard. I'm gonna start going by Madonnalina Monroe.
I hear his horseface wife f#%^ed tiger
Bleaker Streets is one of the nice streets Ive ever been on, how dare you say something like that
I meant to say that I hear that nobody has ever wanted to f#%^ me and certainly no one has by choice. No one even remotely as beautiful as Beth O. And if she gave me the chance, my heart would swell six times to large no blood would be available to erect myself and then I would die from an engorged heart and a deep wound to all that is male about me.
Got something to say?
Examiner.com is looking for writers, photographers, and videographers to join the fastest growing group of local insiders. If you are interested in growing your online rep apply to be an Examiner today!