Howard Stern interviews Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza (video)

    Miss Universe 2008 Dayana Mendoza
   Photo by Jorge Mejia Perlata via Wikimedia Commons

Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza was in The Howard Stern Show studios on Tuesday morning, talking about her charity work with those suffering from AIDS, her teenage kidnapping, and the size of her doody.  It was a Howard Stern interview after all.

The 23-year-old Venezuelan native entranced entire Howard Stern Show crew with her beauty, including the openly gay George Takei.  Resident “Chatty Cathy” Artie Lange was even silent for a few minutes during the interview, prompting his co-hosts to ask what was going on.

“She’s just so pretty,” said Artie Lange, explaining his uncharacteristic self-restraint.

Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza proved that she was more than just a pretty face and a killer body.  She was actually funny too.  Mendoza seemed completely unphased by Howard Stern’s questions about her experience with anal sex and the size of her bowel movements.

“Have you ever made a doody the size of Poland Spring bottle?” Howard Stern asked Dayana Mendoza with Cronkitesque seriousness.

“Oh yes,” Dayana Mendoza responded eagerly.  The reigning Miss Universe stated that she had no problem talking about the subject of “regularity.”  “I’m proud of myself,” she added.

Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza was in the Howard Stern Show studios to promote her upcoming appearance at the 2009 Miss Universe pageant at the Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas on August 23rd.  Too bad the reigning Miss Howard Stern recently crushed in a portion of her skull due to an automobile accident, and will be unable to represent the “Republic of Howard Stern” at this year’s event. 

Oh well,…there’s always next year.

Watch Dayana Mendoza's pageant-winning moment from the Miss Universe 2008 Pageant: