Dancing with the Stars' Season 11 cast was revealed during Monday night's episode of Bachelor Pad.
The new season of Howard Stern's favorite reality competition will feature an exciting new array of C-list stars for the King of All Media to sink his teeth into during his weekly rants.
Check out photos of the Season 11 Dancing with the Stars cast in the gallery below
The following "stars' are set to fall all over themselves on national television starting September
1. Brandy - Singer and former star of the sitcom Moesha
2. Jennifer Grey - The 'Dirty Dancing' star fell off the star maps in a big way when she got a nose job that destroyed her signature quirky look. Unfortunately, we won't get to see the classic "lift over the head" move unless Grey makes it to the semi-finals. There are no lifts permitted in the early rounds of competition.
3. Margaret Cho - The raunchy stand-up comedienne that Howard Stern grilled Quentin Tarantino about during the director's in-studio interview last summer.
4. Audrina Patridge - The Hills peripheral character who has recently been relegated to Carl's Jr. commercials.
5. Florence Henderson - One of America's most famous sitcom moms, Henderson will fulfill the geriatric spot on the competitors' list at age 76.
6. Bristol Palin - America's most revered pregnant teen will leave the baby with whoever's looking after Sarah Palin's kids and learn what it's like to rub up against a gay man that isn't Levi Johnston.
7. Michael Bolton - The 80s adult contemporary singer who made the Frankenstein mullet famous.
8. Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino - The Jersey Shore star will cut a rug for as long as America lets him stay on the air--and we're guessing he'll tell the costume department to give him something that lets him show off his midriff.
9. David Hasselhoff - The recent subject of Comedy Central's latest Roast will follow in Pam Anderson's footsteps on this season's Dancing with the Stars.
10. Kurt Warner - Retired NFL quarterback
11. Kyle Massey - Disney channel star best known for his acting on That's So Raven
12. Rick Fox - Retired NBA player turned actor
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Comments
Looks like there's no one to cheer for this year.
I think they are going to be disappointed in their ratings this year.
Ratings will be terrible. This is the worst cast yet on DWTS! I won't watch it because half of these people aren't even stars. Bristol Palin? Come on now. Audrina Patridge...give me a break!
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