Tiger Woods may have lost Accenture and Tag Heuer, but what about picking up
Ambien and Extenze? (AP Photo/Rob Griffith)
 

Tiger Woods shouldn't sweat losing endorsement deals from companies like Accenture and Tag Heuer says comedian, Howard Stern Show regular and former Robin Quivers banger Jim Florentine. 

Florentine appeared on Friday night's Joy Behar Show to discuss the week's hottest news topics--which meant a whole lot of Tiger Woods banter.

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While Tiger Woods may be losing the support of some mainstream endorsers, Florentine noted that there are plenty of endorsement deals out there for Tiger Woods that would capitalize on his mistress scandal rather than shy away from it.  Florentine suggested the "Married and Dating" website AshleyMadison.com as a potential long term supporter for Tiger Woods.  AshleyMadison.com did seriously offer Tiger Woods a five million dollar five year endorsement deal, but there was no official response to the offer from the Tiger Woods camp.

 

But AshleyMadison.com wasn't all.  "And that Ambien--because he had Ambien sex," mumbled Jim Florentine in what sounded like Howard Stern Show sound man Fred Norris imitating Jim Florentine on a bad sinus day.
 

Joy Behar explained the term "Ambien sex" to her less tawdry viewers: "They say it was like a turn on to take Ambien and have sex.  i guess it makes you drowsy and you don't realize who you're sleeping with," said Behar, who's admitted to her co-hosts on The View that if the Joy Behar Show doesn't talk about Tiger Woods every night, "we're in trouble".

 

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Co-panelist Michael Musto jumped in to the Tiger Woods alternative endorsement discussion: "Extenze!  Extenze!" said Musto, referencing a widely marketed male sexual enhancement supplement.

 

So, maybe endorsements from Extenze and a cheating husband-themed website aren't exactly the same as a global management consulting firm and a fancy schmancy watch company, but Howard Stern has made a pretty good living off of sex-related material and endorsements, and his $500 million deal with Sirius XM bought him all the golf clubs he'll ever need.  Or,...well,...chess pieces and stuff.