Nothing can ruin the holiday mood faster than having to listen to bad crooner Christmas music. Here is a recipe for clear disaster -- the 'Michael Bolton Ruins Christmas' drink submitted by bartender Ted Vogel.
HOLIDAY SOUNDS OF THE SEASON BRING ON JOKES, PRANKS, AND TEASES
Ted writes, "This drink sounds absolutely revolting, but it is surely better than having to listen to Michael Bolton croon his own bad version of Christmas carols."
Ted credits friend Brian G -- mixologist to the downtrodden -- for sharing the recipe with him [a merry mojito version sure to make you nauseous].
FYI for Bolton fans: you can pick up magic Mike's latest Christmas caroling quasi pop music sounds of the season exclusively at Target.com.
You can also hear Michael Bolton's version of the classic tune "White Christmas" in the video below -- with an extra special bonus feature: a commercial about proper child nutrition that surely leaves out mentions of candy canes, Christmas cookies, and any mention of alcoholism.
BETTER THAN AN UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER, MAKE UP YOUR OWN HOLIDAY SUICIDE COCKTAIL
Name: Michael Bolton Ruins Christmas
Bartender Ted says,
To make a "Michael Bolton Ruins Christmas" fill one regular sized clear tumbler with gin. Take one 2 inch sprig from your Christmas tree and muddle into the gin and remove. Finish with a partially chewed Tootsie roll!
*shudder*
Disclaimer: This cocktail recipe is meant to be FUNNY. Do not attempt to drink no matter what humor you are in or how badly the seasonal songs make you want to end the holiday season with a preferably bad case of food poisoning.
What do YOU think? Name your favorite celebrity Christmas songs or add your own worst bar drink or foodie recipe to help celebrate responsibly this season. Sound off merrily in the comments section below and send holiday wishes of joy to the world by naming your Hollywood Christmas story pet peeve!
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