December 10 -- With every sordid detail about Tiger Woods -- real, imagined, and alleged -- still a hot Internet subject and bound to be so for months, weeks, or days to come, isn’t it time you had your own Tiger Woods Web domain name?
And you can! For only $100,000, you can be the proud owner of TigerCheetah.com, TigerWoodsGossip.com, TigersGoneWild.com, and many, many more previously unlisted Web site names.
Don’t wait! With no action so far on GoDaddy.com’s eBay item, but only three days and change left until the auction closes, get your bid in now. Bidding starts at $100,000 and closes on Dec. 13, 2009, at 3:45 Boston golfer time.
What a steal! For $100k, you get access to a portfolio of all 13 domain names:
- TigerWoodsUpdate.com
- TigerWoodsLife.com
- TigerWoodsToday.com
- TigerWoodsGossip.com
- TigerWoodsHistory.com
- TigerWoodsVideo.com
- TigerCheetah.com
- TigerCougarCheetah.com
- TigerLionCheetah.com
- TigerCougarLionCheetah.com
- CelebrityCheetah.com
- TigerGirlsClub.com
- TigersGoneWild.com
Do good! You can have fun with your "Tiger Woods porno star mistress scandal" domain name and make a difference as well. A full 25 percent of the final sale price will support the St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital.
Economy got you down? You say $100,000 is just a tad too much to spend right now on a “Tiger Woods latest scandal update” domain name (and domain name only) that will be completely worthless in a few weeks, if not days?
Not to worry! For a mere $75, you can own the rights to Tigerscrew.com. Get it? TigerScrew of TigersCrew -- however you want to exploit the “Tiger Woods mistress count scandal” is up to you! And 10 percent of this sale price goes to the American Red Cross.
So, “Tiger Woods women list scandal” fans! Act now and have your “Tiger Woods sex addict scandal” domain name up and running in time for the holiday rush.
Of course, you’ll have to establish your own Web site, do your own hosting, and provide your own content. But, hey, even after “Day 14, America Held Hostage: The Tiger Woods Scandal,” anything Tiger Woods is still rocking the top of Google Trends chart. You'll have no problem filling your self-hosted and managed Web site with reams and reams of useless but tawdry "Tiger Woods Playgirl naked pictures" info.
What are you waiting for? Bid now and forever own a piece of Tiger Woods history.
There’s one domain name that’s still out there. Read about how you can register your Tiger Woods affair at IDidTiger.com.
Comments
Tiger should join Amway, they also screw anything that moves. Amway is a scam, and here's why: Amway wants to pay out as little money as they can get away with, so they support the higher level IBOs ripping off their downline via the tool scam. As a result, about 99% of IBOs operate at a net loss, while the top 1% make several TIMES more from their Amway tool scam than from the Amway products. Read about it on my blog, I suggest you start here: Google "Amway the rest of the story" and forward the information to everyone you know, so they don't get scammed.
Tons of crazy photos of Kalika Moquin, Cori Rist and Mindy Lawton leaked at www.tinyurl.com/kalikaphotos
Since Tiger has been hitting all these "birdies", is divorce par for the course. If so, "Who Gets The Coffin?" Cast your vote at www.WeddingRingCoffin.com/who-gets-the-coffin for the spouse you feel would most deserve a Wedding Ring Coffin should the need to bring closure to the marriage.
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