All this time I thought Olivia Munn was just an attractive chick who did suggestive things on camera to make me want to watch Attack of the Show. Oh, how naive I've been.
As it turns out, Olivia Munn actually has "devil powers" and uses them to expose children to "breasts, uncovers legs, mouth sex acts, sexual suggestions and other unholy things." This, of course, comes from the brains of some right-wing Christians.
The article damning Miss Munn appeared on ChristWire.org about a month ago, and I unfortunately didn't see it until today. At first I was somewhat surprised by the article, but as I began searching around the site, I wondered really how seriously I should have taken the whole thing.
One of the most recent articles, for example, was titled 'Black People Music Infects Kid With Devil's Tribal Dance'. What? It would be easy to write the site off as a joke if it weren't for it being so accurate to how religious wackos preach. It's actually kind of scary if you think about it too much.
Fortunately for Olivia Munn, the site links to OliviaMunn.com, her photo section, and her video section, while also posting a picture and video as 'examples' of her evil, wicked deeds. This makes the article pretty comical if it was actually meant to be taken seriously.
Nice job, ChristWire. You can take that sentence literally or sarcastically depending on your point of view.
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LOL, fantastic.
So THATS why she's so HOTT haha
dumbassss.........................
Great article and great pic. I would also like to congratulate christwire for so easily stirring up controversy whether the site is serious or not.
Come on this is totally unfair, that website is a site for nut job extremists. Completely isolated incident. Most Christian conservatives are not like this.
This article is like some black reporter going to a KKK white power web site and writing an article Intitled "White people at it again"
And whats with the bigoted comment about right wing Christians? "This, of course, comes from the brains of some right-wing Christians."
I happen to be a "right-wing Christian" most of us could care less what Olivia Munn of anyone else does with their lives, as long as they leave us alone.
We just don't want Al Gore, liberals, and Government trying to but into our lives and tell us how to live them.
Is this site a real site or what? Every time i read one of you articles i wish i would of saved my self the trouble of reading these. what's next? All tv personalaties are the devil?
@Darkie
How is saying "This, of course, comes from the brains of some right-wing Christians" bigoted? Conservative Christians are the first group I would expect to make a stupid claim like this. It's just their m.o. That doesn't mean I don't like Christians or hold anything against them, and that doesn't mean that YOU think the same way as the really extreme ones.
Felix, are you talking about christwire or examiner?
I really dont know what to say... Can I have some quotes on EXACTLY what was stated by these horrific right-wing Christians? Because you make it sound very extreme, which I wouldn't be surprised it it was but I'd like to know.
The one thing I hate most is an imperfect person who goes out of his/her way to point out someone elses imperfections...Kinda like im doing now, lol, but seriously do you have nothing better to do? you must be one of those left-wing liberals like most in Seattle...
saminseattle,
The part in quotes is, in fact, exactly what they said. For the full story, I did link the article on ChristWire for everyone to read for themselves. There's more to it than what I quoted, but I didn't want to quote the whole thing because, well, I have a little bit of integrity.
who cares of Olivia Munn!But you really think and christwire too that all gamers are stupid fat kids with mental masturbation!this article is only gossip and trash.we need of unbiased and professional journalists inside the videogame industry.please search for another job you and your dear friend Olivia Munn.
You realize christwire is a parody site right? Right?
Jimmy,
I wasn't 100% sure, but I was pretty convinced it was satire. Thanks for confirming it, though.
realG,
Please try to type out a comprehensible comment next time.
Doesn't surprise me at all, Christian have always been more or less paranoid about stuff.
o baby very sexy
Umm.... Dude, the site is complete satire. You've basically punked yourself by thinking it's a serious site. I'd tell you to look closer at the site, but apparently you did and STILL took it seriously. LAME.
You took my seriousness too seriously, my friend.
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