I've always found it odd at how lopsided the showcase showdown on The Price Is Right is. The first showcase features a cruise to Bermuda, his and her jet skis, a new sports convertible, a billiards table, a hot tub, and if that's not enough, an all expenses paid trip to Spain! And how does the contestant respond? "I'll pass".
Now for the second showcase. The curtain opens to reveal a lone kitten on a carpet playing hockey with a toothpaste cap. It's the only game show where cheating is encouraged. The contestants immediately turn to the audience where everyone is screaming all sorts of shit. "Three thousand and one dollar for the cat and carpet!" It's like a trading floor, but for seniors, the unemployed and college fraternities. How lame is your college fraternity that you plan a field trip to see a live taping of The Price Is Right?
What's up with Telemundo? It's poor-man's porn. When I first came across the station I thought I accidentally ordered the Spice Channel. Men everywhere are inadvertently learning Spanish. Who needs Rosetta Stone? It's three-hundred bucks for one level, I think. Perhaps that's too high. I'll say one-dollar....
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