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What Pacquiao's drugs can't do

According to Floyd 'Money' Mayweather Jr., Manny Pacquiao is on something so good that helped him become the best boxer of this decade that it only proves how "the Philippines have the best enhancement drugs".

Unfortunately, Pacquiao's drugs can't help the Philippines in winning a single gold medal in the Olympics thus far.

According to Floyd Mayweather Sr., the substance Pacquiao is taking makes him stronger, wild and not feel anything.

Unfortunately, Pacquiao's drugs can't help his brother Bobby nor the rest of his other countrymen not named Donaire or Nietes, dominate the way he is doing in the sport of boxing.

Roger Mayweather said that the drugs Pacquiao is taking used to make Philippine soldiers 500 years ago "bulletproof" and further added, "they weren't even dying".

Unfortunately, Pacquiao's drugs could not help the "immortal" Filipino super soldiers from stopping the Spaniards, the Japanese and the Americans from conquering their land.

Paulie Malignaggi said Pacquiao is on something "fishy".

Unfortunately, Pacquiao's drugs, as evidenced in Pacquiao-Cotto 24/7, could not help him swim like a fish.

dSource is serving it up today and the special on the menu is 'sarcasm'. If you don't get it in your area, 'here, have some'. For Pacquiao's undetectable super steroids drugs may be the best thing that was ever invented since sliced bread and the shiznit is so potent even a caveman can use it.

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All jokes aside, consider this the tombstone to Floyd Mayweather Jr.'s steroids accusations against Manny Pacquiao. It's dumb, baseless and after hearing the Mayweather's stories, it's flat out ridonkulous (I know, that's not a real word, just how Mayweather's claims aren't based on reality either).

Here are some other things Pacquiao's steroids can't do. (Feel free to add yours in the comments box below).

Pacquiao's steroids can't force Mayweather to fight Pacquiao straight up like all his other 40 fights even with $40 million on the table.

Pacquiao's steroids wasn't able to help him stop his movie Wapakman from flopping.

Pacquiao's steroids can't change his happy-go-lucky nature and prevent him from smiling all the time unlike all other steroids that have said to cause users to be hot-headed.

Pacquiao's steroids did not make his head bigger. If anything, don't you think 'Money' needs to be checked for having such a "big head'? 

Pacquiao's steroids did not make his head look bigger than Cotto's big bald head.

Pacquiao's steroids could not stop actresses like Krista from wanting to give him some... never mind.

Pacquiao's steroids can't help him with the elections.

Pacquiao's steroids can't justify how he was knocking bigger people out even when he was lighter than the 106 minimum weight limit.

If you are still wondering what I was going to say on the line that I mentioned Krista in, I was supposed to say 'space'. What?!?! (By the way, can someone tell Krista I'm single and I'm a great boxer too- in Fight Night Round 4)

"THEY WEREN'T EVEN DYING!" ROGER MAYWEATHER TALKS ABOUT THE DRUGS HE SAYS PACQUIAO IS USING THAT MADE PHILIPPINES SOLDIERS 'BULLETPROOF'

And last but not the least, Pacquiao's steroids, even if there really was any, can't teach him the Manila Ice, The Marco Bolo, his improved defense, footwork, right hand, combination, ring intelligence and all the skills he has improved on consistently through years of training with Freddie Roach. 

Whether you believe the Mayweathers or not, is up to you. At the end of the day however, one camp is all about trash talking, ducking fights, arrogance, drug smuggling convictions, witchcraft, assault charges etc. etc. and you have another camp that promotes humility, hard work, charity and above all GOD. 

It's a free country. If there's a group of people that worship Satan and believe in Scientology, then there will always be those who believe Manny Pacquiao is on steroids no matter how many blood tests, DNA tests, hair follicle tests or even pregnancy tests he takes. As for me? I simply believe what I see inside that boxing ring... and that 2Pac is still alive- syke!

If they're looking for the truth, tell 'em to go straight to 'dSource'.

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  • AJ 2 years ago
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    Pacquiaos steroids can't help him sing any better.

  • Drew 2 years ago
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    According to Paulie. Manny is on something fishy?? Manny should tell him to give it a try. It's called Patis. Take a shot and call him the next day to see how he feels. LOL

  • sig357 2 years ago
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    Hey Dennis, here's Manny Pacquiao's steroids:

    Manny Pacquiao’s Steroid:

    S trength of mind
    T actical brilliance
    E ndurance
    R espectful
    O bedient
    I nstinct (great character)
    D etermination

    and Oh, dont forget the usual Filipino steroid he grew up with such as Balut, Penoy, Kangkong, Sisig, dinuguan, bagoong,Patis, etc, etc

  • sig357 2 years ago
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    Damn I should change the I to Intelligence, oh well, great character should be fine.

    (By the way, can someone tell Krista I'm single and I'm a great boxer too- in Fight Night Round 4)

    Unless you're a multi-millinaire. I heard she doesnt do anyone who is not really rich and quite famous.

  • sig357 2 years ago
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    Boxingscene.com latest about Mayweather:

    "Mayweather has yet to sign, Scheffer getting frustrated"

    hahahahahahahahhahaha

  • SamuraiSam 2 years ago
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    LOL..."ridonkulous"...good one. That's exactly the type of word I wouldn't be surprised to hear coming out of a Mayweather mouth. After all, they did graduate from the ghetto school of trashtalking, with masters degrees in ebonics.

  • bluntrolla 2 years ago
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    i don't think steroids can make your bones harder. because as far as i know about a human body, bones makes a person strong, not muscles. muscles only are result of work out. muscles are just the result of a swollen tissues. but to help a boxer to be much better. i don't think so, neither steroids or what they call enhancement drugs. as we and most boxing analyst say, it's the style and technique that makes a great boxer. and combined with speed and power, that's lethal. muscles or can go up and down in weight that fast, is a steroid user? c'mon people, enuf of the dumbness.

  • Buboy 2 years ago
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    bluntrolla, Toyota called, your brain has a recall - it's defective.

  • riotgirl88 2 years ago
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    Dennis, she said 4 rounder is not enough... lol

    To All Pacquiao Fans:
    Please stop the name calling and posting on the obviously anti Pacquaio writers(not Dennis Ü). Because you're only helping them to stay on the spotlight. Please ignore them and let them just eat their own words. Focus on Pacquiao's coming fight. Alam naman natin ang totoo. Pabayaan nalang natin silang maglokohan sial-sila. Pakiusap lang mga kapatid, dedma nalang po. Silent treatment. Salamat!

  • jorge 2 years ago
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    steroids can make people sterile so pacman's not using it..

  • deepdiver 2 years ago
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    the clucking chicken has a condition calle aerocephallus that's my term for airy head (aero-air, cephallus-head). we filipinos are really into something fishy... we have fish in our daily diet and manny has a lot of tuna in his body so he must be very fishy, hahaha!!!!!

  • joebentvice 2 years ago
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    floyd needs an injection of xylocaine in his nuts, he needs numbnuts so he can bleepin sign that bleepin contract with mosley!

    come on floyd, stay still while oscar and schaeffer are holding you down. uncah roger will be gentle with the xylocaine.

    Floyd(squealing like a pig): you motherbleepers!! leave my bleeping nuts alone!!!

  • juan 2 years ago
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    nice article ;>

    Pacman agreed to be blood tested 3x including 1 in his locker room immediately after the fight, if he's on steroid it will still show. He's not afraid of needles or blood testing. The mayweather camp discovered pacman's kryptonite months before they challenged him, that is blood drawn close to the fight just like what happened in pacman's first bout with morales which he lost. Watch "pacquiao interview by dong puno 2005" on you tube to know better the issue on blood testing.

    Pacman has been knocking down his opponents even before he reached the U.S. Watch teenager pacquiao vs mendones on you tube & see for yourself that pacman has always been fast & powerful inside the ring.

    The steroid accusation is baseless as it was started by the mayweather & golden boy camps out of jealousy to pacman's success & popularity in global boxing.

  • Dead Horse 2 years ago
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    I love your articles, man.
    But, on this one, you're beating a dead horse, bro!

  • Gil P. Acosta 2 years ago
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    Man, as time goes older, you are becoming a very good journalist. Write some more. Good job..

  • don jacool 2 years ago
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    D'source should just forget about Krista Ranillo, unless you have a whopping 5 millions pesos to pamper her with... hehehe..

  • ridonkulous 2 years ago
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    Patis for Paulie Mallinaggi? That's ridonkulous.

  • lado 2 years ago
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    and yes tim, i agree de la hoya is a f@ggot.

  • ridonkulous 2 years ago
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    "Pacquiaos steroids can't help him sing any better. "

    Now, that's really ridonkulous.

  • nct 2 years ago
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    Bravo! Well said.

  • krista 2 years ago
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    nice article

  • wooneroo 2 years ago
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    ANG KASINUNGALINGAN KAPAG LAGING NAPAPAKINGGAN E PINANINIWALAAN!!
    GAYWEATHER IS A COWARD;A YELLOW CHICKEN ;A CHICKEN DUCK;AFRAID TO FIGHT AGAINST THE PAC!! HIS TIO IS A WOMAN SLUGGER AND A NINCOMPOOP!! HIS DAD IS CONVICTED DRUG RUNNER AND A DAMNED LIAR!! THE GAYWEATHER ARE FROM A DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY!! SO WHAT CAN WE EXPECT FROM THEM EH??? ANG INGGIT E KASABAY NANG GAWIN NI BRO. ANG MUNDO!! THE GORILLA CLAN AND THE GOLDEN EGG PROMOS MGA INGGITERO!!

  • MANNY "PACMAN The GOAT - Greatest Of All Time 2 years ago
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    Manny Pacquiao Achievement Awards:
    ---------------------------------

    Boxing Writers Association of America (BWAA):
    * 2009 Fighter of the Year
    * 2008 Fighter of the Year
    * 2006 Fighter of the Year
    * 2000-09 Fighter of the Decade

    BoxingScene.com:
    * 2009 Fighter of the Year
    * 2008 Fighter of the Year

    ESPN:
    * 2009 Fighter of the Year
    * 2009 Knockout of the Year
    * 2009 Star's Champion of Champions
    * 2008 Star's Champion of Champions

    ESPY Awards:
    * 2009 Best Fighter (Boxing)

    HBO:
    * 2000-09 Fighter of the Decade

    Ring Magazine:
    * 2009 Fighter of the Year
    * 2008 Fighter of the Year
    * 2006 Fighter of the Year
    * 2009 #1 Pound for Pound Boxer in the World
    * 2008 #1 Pound for Pound Boxer in the World
    * 2009 KnockOut of the Year

    SecondsOut.com:
    * 2008 Fighter of the Year
    * 2006 Fighter of the Year

    Sports Illustrated:
    * 2009 Fighter of the Year
    * 2008 Boxer of the Year

    The SweetScienc

  • KenDucky Fraud Chickenweather 2 years ago
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    Floyd "The CASH COWard" Mayweather Jr. - The Greatest "COWARD BOXER of all Time"

    Floyd "The MONkEY MAN" Mayweather Jr. - The Richest Gay Boxer in History

    Floyd "The Mighty Duck" Mayweather Jr. - The No 1 Pound for Pound "DUCKER of all time"

    Floyd "The Cherry Picker" Mayweather Jr. - 100% Naturally Grown Picker from NeverNeverLand

    Floyd "The Hybrid Gay Boxer" Mayweather Jr. - 1/3 Monkey + 1/3 Chicken + 1/3 Duck

    Floyd "The Xylocaine Man" Mayweather Jr. - The next "X-Men" sequel

    Floyd "The Half Blood Prince" Mayweather Jr. - The next "HARRY POTTER" sequel (Half Chicken / Half Duck)

    Floyd "The Chicken Run 3" Mayweather Jr. - The next "CHICKEN RUN" sequel

  • KenDucky Fraud Chickenweather 2 years ago
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    Floyd "The Drug Smuggler" Mayweather Sr. - a convicted criminal

    Floyd "The Predator" Mayweather Sr. - an alien from NeverNeverLand

  • KenDucky Fraud Chickenweather 2 years ago
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    Roger "The Haitian Voodoo Expert" Mayweather - The Greatest "VOODOO/Sorcerer/Witchcraft Believer" of all time

    Roger "The Black Mamba" Mayweather - The most Venomous Trainer in the World of Boxing

    Roger "The Criminal" Mayweather - The Woman Beater/Choker in the World of Boxing

  • Golden Boy 2 years ago
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    Let's BOYCOTT all future fights of Pussy Boy Floyd (PBF) / Gay Boy Promotions (GBP) ...

    Oscar "The MAFIA Boxing Boss" dela Hoya - Promoter of Drug Users in Boxing

    Oscar "The Oshkie B'Gosh" dela Hoya - Proud user of Fishnet Stockings

    Oscar "The Gayden Boy" dela Hoya - Ex Boxer turn Gay in Boxing History

    Oscar "The Lidocaine and Creatine Man" dela Hoya - PED Users in Boxing

  • KFC 2 years ago
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    Knucklehead Fraud Chickenweather (KFC) - We Do Chicken Right !!! For your Safety - All of our chickens are Xylocaine injected and randomly blood tested (Olympic style).

  • BALCO Boys 2 years ago
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    BALCO Boys Presents:
    Watch the next X-Men sequel this year:

    Starring: Floyd "The Xylocaine Man" Mayweather - The Injector
    co-Starring: Shane "The EPO Man" Mosley - The Cream dela Clear user

  • KKK 2 years ago
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    Greatest Battle "KNUCKLEHEADther vs ShaneROIDS" of all time !!! ha ha ha ha ....

  • USADA Boys 2 years ago
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    USADA Boys Presents:
    Watch the next Disney sequel this year:

    Starring: Floyd "The Mighty Duck" Mayweather - The No 1 Pound for Pound "DUCKER of all time"
    co-Starring: Shane "The Mighty Mouse" Moseley - The BALCO Boy

  • Mousely 2 years ago
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    Shane “The BALCO Boy” Mosley - The Cream dela Clear user

  • Doc 2 years ago
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    I finally agree to all what you write. Things like this makes sense to me. Bravo mi amigo.

  • FUCKINGSHIT 2 years ago
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    News: Gayweather was rushed to the hospital because of a high fever in fact he could no longer recognized the people who brought him. He was suffering a nervous breakdown with a high fever. The doctor immediately rushed to the emergency & brought Gayweather to the ANGLO scanner for brain & whole body.Yet the doctors are get shocked they can't find the brain of FMJ. Until it was re scanned. It was found out that the brain of FMJ is no longer a human brain, but a chicken brain. After the scanned they brought back to the ICCU. Then FMJ started to say KAKAKAKAKAKAK a sound of a fear chicken. LOLOLOLOL

  • sportscarnut 2 years ago
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    To Team Mayweather, the A-side Meth that your thinkin about is nothing but just plain "balut"! This grows your balls! Order now & see for yourself how it's like! But wait, you can't because you don't have balls in the first place! Sorry my bad!

  • Eddie 2 years ago
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    This is a good one. Funny. Thank you for making me laugh. I wish old Floyd Sr. would open his mouth again so I can laugh more constantly.

  • adoggz 2 years ago
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    Manny's steroids has not made him the biggest welter out there. Matter of fact, I believe he is the smallest.

  • FUCKINGSHIT 2 years ago
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    LATEST News: Gayweather was rushed to the hospital because of a high fever in fact he could no longer recognized the people who brought him. He was suffering a nervous breakdown with a high fever. The doctor immediately rushed to the emergency & brought Gayweather to the ANGLO scanner for brain & whole body.Yet the doctors are get shocked they can't find the brain of FMJ. Until it was re scanned. It was found out that the brain of FMJ is no longer a human brain, but a chicken brain. After the scanned they brought back to the ICCU. Then FMJ started to say KAKAKAKAKAKAK a sound of a fear chicken. LOLOLOLOL
    Findings of the doctor xyclocaine is the main cause of FMJ's Nervous breakdown & his brain was became smaller like a chicken brain.

  • KishanDane 2 years ago
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    Tukayo, great reead. Well written article again.

  • donex7 2 years ago
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    It is clear now...that even if PacMan agreed to the olympic style drug testing demanded by Floyd, it's no guarantee that Floyd will fight PacMan. See? Until now Floyd is still looking for a way out of the fight against Mosley even after Mosley agreed to all Floyd's demand. Another alibi might be on the making..

  • lakay 2 years ago
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    floyd scared to sign the contract.. he is thinking now if he needs xylocaine injection to numb his shaking hand to sign the contract.

  • cousin of floyd 2 years ago
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    i think my cousin will first clean his family of illegal drugs. he should test his father my uncle floyd with WADA STYLE DRUG TESTING FOR YOUR INFO UNCLE FLOYD SR WAS CONVICTED OF POSSESSION OF COCCAINE AND SO MANY OTHER ILLEGAL DRUG DEALINGS. THEN NEXT MY UNCLE ROGER ALSO IS AN ADDICT TOO. HE CHOKED HER FORMER WOMEN TRAINEE. WELL UP TO NOW MY UNCLE ROGER IS ON BAIL AND WAITING FOR CANCERATION LIKE WEARING HIS ORANGE TSHIRT NAMED PRISON. MY APOLOGY OUR FAMILY IS RUDE AND IDIOT LIKE FLOYD JR THE DUCKER

  • pawixs 2 years ago
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    The faces of Meaweathers reflected their characters.

  • relay 2 years ago
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    to add to dSource' list...Pacman's steroids can't make Koncz & Ariza like each other.

    there's more, let me think awhile

  • BorDotheGreat 2 years ago
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    i really like the way dsource writes in his articles. plain and simple. straight and true.

  • lakay 2 years ago
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    schaefer and oscar has set-up floyd.. they convince berto to backout an unwinnable fight with mosley for reasonble cause. they can postpone mosley-berto fight but they immediately jump to floyd. now floyd is thinking oscar and schaefer betrayed him and even al haymon and ellerbe was tricked by gbp so he is now scared to sign the contract.

  • DR. BALUT 2 years ago
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    Even if pacman agrees to all of gayweathers demand, he will still demand that praying before the fight is not allowed. HARHARHAR. And wearing a rosary will also be banned. HARHARHAR AGAIN!!!! By the way, it's true that Philippines has the best PEDS in the planet which super AMERICA doesn't have. To all americans who love steroids to show off their heavenly bodies, contact me and I'll sell some to you. I ain't kidding contact me right away coz it's available while supplies last. my email is balut@yahoo.com.

  • josh* 2 years ago
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    'Manny Pacquiao is named fighter of the decade' Pacquiao got more than twice as many votes as the second place finisher Floyd jr .This is the 'BOXERS WRITERS ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA'Not Filipinos but mostly American writers.Its a landslide victory over Mayweather who is in second place.This recognition is simply sending a strong message to the Mayweathers,Golden Boy Promotions and others.'Nobobdy can fool everybody'is the messageo of American people.

  • Maddog 2 years ago
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    Two Thumb's UP for you DSource !!! Good reading!

  • Floyd you are a Coward 2 years ago
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    Pakiusap lang mga katropa, huwag basahin ang mga internet articles na tungkol kay Mayweather dahil ikadadagdag ito sa internet traffic ng mga maka-Mayweather na author.

    Pero pag tungkol kay Manny, aba syempre basa lang ng basa. = )

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