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He texts me at all the wrong moments. Did something
just blow up?
Oh wow, what was that, did I just hit something? It sounded like a large 'thump" and a 'squish.' Ehh, I've got to get to the deli, it was probably nothing.
Anyway, I've got to finish reading this text to know if Fred got my message about sending the email to Jennifer about that thing she had a question about.
I'm so sorry to hear your mother died...excuse me that's my iphone, one second...'no, no way! Totally dude. awesome, those chicks are hot, let's meet them for drinks later..." Oh, I'm sorry what were you saying?
Yes, the entire strategic direction of the company hinges on this meeting, but I hope you don't mind if I endlessly fiddle with my personal electronic device and send and receive emails throughout this meeting, so I'm actually only giving you 20% of my attention.
Sure I know it's rude, but these emails don't answer themselves you know, who in accounting is going to clean up this mess and God, how did I ever do business without this?
Plus I'm making an appointment to exfoliate my callouses, and I can watch back episodes of Celebrity Dance Off at the same time., how cool is that?
How did I ever live without this...what was that?
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