
In what has to be the most bizarre news story of the year so far, anti-gay marriage, traditional family values Republican Governor Mark Sanford of South Carolina, star of the GOP and a 2012 presidential contender, vanished for seven days, then reemerged yesterday, saying he had been in Argentina visiting his mistress.
For the first four days, nobody knew where the Governor was - not his wife and four children, his staffers, or his security detail. Then he was traced to an Atlanta airport. When contact was finally made with him, he said he had been hiking the Appalachian Trail. Then The State newspaper found out he was in Argentina, and he said he had decided on a whim to take a drive along the coast of Buenos Aires, a city with no real driveable coastline.
When Sanford came back to South Carolina yesterday, he appeared at a press conference looking as if he was having an out-of-body experience. After rambling on for several minutes about his Appalachian Trail adventures and muttering something about Jurassic Park, he announced he had carried on an affair with a woman in Arentina for the past year, and he had flown down to see her and end the relationship (did he lose her phone number?). Sanford said his wife and family found out about the affair 5 months ago (so why pull the disappearing act now?).
Realizing he is an embarrassment to the GOP, Sanford hastily resigned as chairman of the Republican Governor's Association. According to The Washington Independent, "conservative activists expressed shock, surprise, and a sense of betrayal at Sanford’s admission. They laughed off Sanford’s chances of a political comeback or a 2012 presidential bid."
That doesn't bode well for the GOP, which has no national leader and a dwindling supply of choices. Over just the past few months, several of the party's most promising presidential prospects have bitten the dust or lost their luster. The LA Times ran down a list of Republicans who can't realistically withstand an Obama challenge:
"That leaves former Govs. Mitt Romney of Massachusetts and Mike Huckabee of Arkansas, who both ran (unsuccessfully) in 2008 ... and Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty, who is perhaps the most promising newcomer," said the LA Times. Pawlenty, an Evangelical Christian who is vehemently opposed to gay rights, lost out to Sarah Palin as John McCain's choice for running mate. That doesn't sound very promising.
As for Sanford, his presidential ambitions may be over, but he may keep his job as Governer. CBS political analyst Jeff Greenfield told Katie Couric, "I think at the end of his tour we're going to find out whether people regard him as Bill Clinton or Eliot Spitzer."
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