Mrs. Betty Bowers (comedian Deven Green) is America's Best Christian. She has several Christian ministries, including Bringing Integrity to Christian Homemakers ( B.I.T.C.H.) and Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals (B.A.S.H.)
Betty has taken the time to bless us with her very thorough explanation of traditional marriage, which according to the Bible includes rape, incest, and polygamy.

Mrs. Bowers is a founding member of the Landover Baptist Church, which is "celebrating 214 years of soulwinning, rebuking, Christianizing, and waiting around for Jesus." The church's True Christian newsletter provides guidance to Christians everywhere regarding politics, pop culture, and custom designed menstrual shacks.
Take a few moments to witness with Betty and save your souls, you Godless gay-marrying homos.
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