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Sarah Palin (Source: AP)
The Top Ten Reasons Sarah Palin is Resigning....
10.Her mounting legal bills make it difficult to relax on her porch and stare at Russia.
9. She wants to raise Michael Jackson's children.
8. To pursue her goal of becoming a Tina Fey impersonator.
7. She wants to take time to learn all of her children's names.
6. Has an opportunity to teach "winking 101" at Harvard's political science department.
5. After returning all of her campaign attire, she's out of things to wear.
4. To start her own line of lip stick for pitbulls.
3. Wants to pick off David Letterman with a rifle from a helicopter.
2. To join forces with Mike Huckabee and host the most conservative and bizarre talk show on Fox.
1. To run for President of the United States.
Comments
Actually, the no. 1 reason is so she can spend more personal time with her secret mistress in Argentina.
Such fear!
Funnier list at the bottom of an article entitled, "Sarah Palin resignation reminds us of our ugly side." Type the title in the search engine.
For someone supposedly so simple and stupid, she sure engenders a lot of hate from the left. Smells like fear.
So if she cares so much about her family, then why after her water broke did she decide to give a speech in Texas, fly back to Alaska and then drive past a couple hospitals to the clinic of her choice as the motehr of four children who knew the risks involved with pregnancy at her age and that she was carrying a baby with downs syndrome?
Reason she quit # 11
The Monarch Butterfly shotgun season's been extended...heck, time's a-wastin'
Lets hope the RNC gets behind Romney or Huckabee
Fear? That's almost as laughable as the incoherent babble that served as Palin's resignation "speech".
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