At least according to Politico and Gawker, talk radio host Rush Limbaugh is set to marry finance Kathryn Rogers on -- amusingly -- Independence Day 2010.
Rogers (pictured here) is director of VIP relations for the South Florida Super Bowl Host Committee. Limbaugh, of course, is a lifelong football fanatic, whose attempts to purchase an NFL team earlier this year provoked a tsunami of controversy.
“We met four years ago when Kathryn worked for [golfer] Gary Player," Rush told a Florida paper. "There was a charity tournament. She was rounding up the celebrities to participate in the event. She called me and I played. We’ve stayed in touch since and started dating in the summer."
Limbaugh occasionally mentions Rogers on his radio show, recounting the relationship between her dog and his beloved cat, Punkin.
Fans weighed in at conservative website HotAir.com last night, with some affectionate ribbing:
[Call screener] "Snerdly is always the bridesmaid, never the bride," joked one, while others noted that this would be Limbaugh's fourth trip down the aisle (one of his previous marriages was officiated by none other than Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas).
"This time it will last," joked one commenter, "because now he can turn off his cochlear implant whenever she starts b*tching."
Fans will likely tune into Limbaugh's show at noon Eastern today to find out if Rush mentions these reports on the air.
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Wedding vows obviously have great meaning to Mr. Limbaugh
Damn the old lady thought her sister had a chance.
Rush makes a mockery of marriage, and you thought the gays would. Ms. Rogers' REAL payday will come when her 10-year contract to act as Rush's beard is over, just like it was for Marta. Like Marta, she won't even have to live in the same house as Rush. Do a Google search of Limbaugh+gay. Do you think Clarence Thomas will be fool enough to mary Rush again? There's a risk Rush will take so much Viagra that he'll lose his eyesight. Then he'll be both deaf and dumb.
C'mon Rush! Out of the closet already. Sheesh! Its not like we don't know you suffer from Ted Haggard/Larry Craig syndrome.
Yes, a mockery has been made of marriage, Tip Top, but that's a result of treating a common law relationship as though it were a marriage, no matter how brief it might have been. Easy divorces also played a role, as did as one-sided custodial battles, and a few other reasons. Do you think it was the Right who created these mockeries?
"There's a risk Rush will take so much Viagra that he'll lose his eyesight. Then he'll be both deaf and dumb".
HUH? If he's blind he'll be deaf and dumb?
The Lefties can get just too goofy sometimes, and more than a little creepy.
Yes, a mockery has been made of marriage, Tip Top, but that's a result of treating a common law relationship as though it were a marriage, no matter how brief it might have been. Easy divorces also played a role, as did as one-sided custodial battles, and a few other reasons. Do you think it was the Right who created these mockeries?
"There's a risk Rush will take so much Viagra that he'll lose his eyesight. Then he'll be both deaf and dumb".
HUH? If he's blind he'll be deaf and dumb?
The Lefties can get just too goofy sometimes, and more than a little creepy.
Yes, a mockery has been made of marriage, Tip Top, but that's a result of treating a common law relationship as though it were a marriage, no matter how brief it might have been. Easy divorces also played a role, as did as one-sided custodial battles, and a few other reasons. Do you think it was the Right who created these mockeries?
"There's a risk Rush will take so much Viagra that he'll lose his eyesight. Then he'll be both deaf and dumb".
HUH? If he's blind he'll be deaf and dumb?
The Lefties can get just too goofy sometimes, and more than a little creepy.
I sure love Grants four hour spread of reposts.
So much for conservative Christian values! I didnt know shacking was a conservative trait!!
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