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This president loves football, and he's a terrible bowler, thank God!
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Greg's family challenged him to say "one nice thing" about President Obama every day for a month. As a strong political conservative and Tea Party patriot, Greg went blank after only one compliment: "He looks great in a suit."
Greg pleaded to his Facebook friends to "help the brotha out." For a group consistently maligned by the President as always saying, "No," Greg's right-minded cyber friends collectively chimed, "Yes we can!"
Compliments came in quickly, three times the number requested. Here are the best of the best compliments for President Obama from conservatives, one for each day of the month:
1) He looks great in a suit.
2) Obama never smokes in public.
3) President Obama likes dogs.
4) More than any other President, Obama has awakened a nation of apathetic Americans.
5) He bows beautifully.
6) Obama always has a nice crease in his trousers and well-shined shoes.
7) This President can make Nancy Pelosi's face move.
8) Barack likes real-man sports like football and basketball, not bowling.
9) Obama is an excellent community organizer: he inspired and motivated the wildly successful Tea Party Movement. We couldn't have done it without his leadership, frankly. Props to the Prez!
10) President Obama has a big, beautiful smile and nice white teeth.
11) Our President never looks scruffy, frumpy or sloppy.
12) Obama speaks well, with no noticeable Negro dialect, and he makes people forget he's black. (Harry Reid and Chris Matthews said these were good things, right?)
13) The President's speeches evoke bipartisan response: everyone weighs in after he speaks.
14) Obama has reduced the number of lobbyists in Washington... by hiring them.
15) President Obama is the best TelePrompTer reader ever. (This is the correct spelling: it's a trademarked brand name, like Kool-Aid.)
16) Our President is like Lady Gaga, you can't read his poker face. (When Obama lies, he has no "tells," no signs that he's lying, which would make him an excellent poker player.)
17) Obama makes George W. Bush look like a fiscal conservative. He makes us miss Dubya, actually, as much as we hate to admit it (conservatives didn't like him either, remember?)
18) With 31 czars for him and 24 staff for his wife, President Obama has fulfilled his campaign promise to create jobs and reduce unemployment.
19) Millions of Americans have finally read the Constitution, thanks to President Obama.
20) No longer is Jimmy Carter the worst president ever.
21) President Obama is a realist: he openly admits he could be a one-term president.
22) Obama's a great salesman: memberships in the NRA and Heritage Foundation are way up.
23) The President stimulated two all-American industries, gun and ammunition manufacturing, without loaning either industry a single dime of bailout money.
24) Obama has a nice, natural tan. Hey, is that why he wants to tax tanning booths for the rest of us?
25) The President got Harry Reid to show his true colors, literally.
26) Thanks to Obama, millions of Americans have come out of the closet, admitting that they are, indeed, flag-waving, gun-toting, bible-clinging conservatives.
27) Obama promises to campaign for Harry Reid, just as he did for Martha Coakley in Massachusetts and Democratic gubernatorial candidates in New Jersey and Virginia. Nevada thanks you, Mr. President!
28) President Obama has driven conservatives back into the Republican party, helping revive the Party's historically conservative roots.
29) This president has damaged the Democratic Party more than any other president in history.
30) Every day President Obama stays in office, he's one day closer to leaving.
31) Obama has single-handedly provided the impetus for "2010: The Second Revolution."
There you go, a month's worth of Obama compliments from conservatives, who can actually find many nice things to say about you, Mr. President!
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Comments
After the Saints win the Super Bowl, they should give Obama a jersey, NOBAMA 2012.
Your eye make-up is so trendy!
The only job he's qualified for is unemployment.
Here's another one...
32) Obama appears to maintain a hopeful outlook (unrealistically so) even as he presides over the inevitable collapse of the largest financial bubble ever created in the history of mankind. He wasn't scared off by the wildly unsustainable house prices, debt levels and trends. He knew full well that the deeper the recession is, the lower the tax revenues are and the greater public spending must be to take up even a portion of the shortfalls. Personally, I would have withdrawn my candidacy when it became clear how badly this is all going to end. The office of the President has many aspirants when times are good, but in 2008 it was quite clear that this was going to get much uglier and America's position in the world is very much at risk. I look back at the field of candidates in 2008, and I can't help but wonder which ones were courageous and which ones were simply delusional.
A few of those are pretty back-handed
Jesse, the compliments are from conservatives, therefore not back-handed at all... full frontal assault, like our AKs. Thomas, I'm with you, WHO DAT?
The best i can say is:
"obama will not be president in 2012"
I often am thankful for this POTUSand GWB43 as well. They pushed me to examine closer the ideals of liberty and individualism. Kudos!
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