That's a stripper in the circle above. She's about to have a nasty fight with that locker.
Usually, the "Funny Videos" that we run here at the Comedy Examiner's Office are either sent in by readers or found by the Comedy Examiner while traipsing around the internet. The video below, however, was found when I heard my roommate hysterically laughing while staring at his computer screen about five feet behind where I'm sitting right now. The title of the article really says it all, but on the off chance that you need something a little more specific, the video below features the trials and tribulations of one very unlucky stripper as she attempts to change at her locker (presumably located in the back room of some strip club somewhere). That doesn't sound like the funniest thing you're going to see today, but trust me: it's hilarious. See it for yourselves below, my gentle Examiner readers...
So, I was just minding my own business, cruising around the internet and trying to see what sorta trouble I could get into, when my roommate burst into uncontrolled laughter behind me. Curious, I leaned over his shoulder to see what all the hubbub was about. I'm glad I did, because otherwise I might not have seen this (Note: there are two versions, one with an ad prior to the video-- the first one-- and one without-- the second one. I'm including both for those that hate ads, but I'd really, really suggest you go with the first one):
And now, the version that isn't preceded by a thirty-minute preview for Predatorseses (note that there isn't a sudden "slam" when the locker falls, which was my favorite part of the video above):
One of the comments on this video reads, "'Unlucky stripper' is redundant", and I couldn't agree more. But how 'bout that locker? That thing is out for blood, and someone needs to dismantle it before it really decides it likes the taste of human flesh. I'm particularly fond of the way that the video initially unspools, where it appears that this might actually be a cartoon brought to life: one minute, there's a stripper standing in front of a locker; the next minute, there's just a locker lying flat on the ground where a stripper used to be. I suggest that you watch this one on repeat many times: it rewards multiple viewings in a way that I haven't seen in quite some time. Don't say I never gave ya' nothin', Comedy Examiner readers.
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