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Lay off my caffeinated beer

Irish Coffee
The original alcospeed

A North Carolina man wants to force a brewing company to stop peddling alcoholic energy drinks -- and he's joined forces with a nanny-state outfit that makes its bones trying to get the government to limit the range of food and beverages from which people can choose.

According to the Wilson Times:

Mike Sprinkle wants to sue the company that produces an alcoholic energy drink he says nearly killed his daughter this summer.

Sprinkle said that on the night of July 20, his 23-year-old daughter, Amanda, drank half a can of orange-flavored Sparks, an alcoholic energy drink made by MillerCoors, at their Wiggins Mill Road home then suddenly collapsed at her computer desk.

Amanda's eyes had rolled back, Sprinkle recalled, and she had no pulse. It was only after he performed CPR on her and took her to Wilson Medical Center that she was later determined to be fine.

He says doctors pointed out the energy drink as a likely culprit.

"Honestly, if I hadn't been sitting there that night, she probably would have died," Sprinkle said.

Since then, Sprinkle has been unsuccessfully trying to organize a class action lawsuit against MillerCoors for producing Sparks, a 6 percent alcohol energy drink sold by the company. According to the MillerCoors Web site, the drink comes in three flavors - original, light and plus - and contains the stimulants caffeine and guarana, not normally used in alcoholic beverages.

Sprinkle's efforts to protect his adult daughter from her taste in beverages brought him to the doors of the Center for Science in the Public Interest. CSPI filed a lawsuit against MillerCoors back in September in an effort to get the courts to cut off the tap on Sparks.

Drinkers of caffeinated alcoholic drinks are more likely to binge drink, ride with an intoxicated driver, become injured, or be taken advantage of sexually than drinkers of non-caffeinated alcoholic drinks, according to a 2007 study conducted at Wake Forest University. ...

"MillerCoors is trying to hook teens and ’tweens on a dangerous drink," said CSPI litigation director Steve Gardner. "This company’s behavior is reckless, predatory, and in the final analysis, likely to disgust a judge or a jury."

Gardner coined the term "alcospeed" to refer to drinks that blend alcohol with stimulants such as caffeine. You may prefer other terms though, like "Irish Coffee," which, according to one recipe, consists of:

1 1/2 oz Irish whiskey
1 tsp brown sugar
6 oz hot coffee
heavy cream

Combine whiskey, sugar and coffee in a mug and stir to dissolve. Float cold cream gently on top. Do not mix.

That sounds far tastier, though possibly less healthy, than Sparks. It's probably more alcoholic, and possible more stimulating, than the caffeinated beer. Rum and coke would do the job, too. So "alcospeed" is nothing new, whatever the CSPI says.

But that's beside the point. The choice of what to consume or not consume is a personal one, to be made individually -- not by judges and politicians under pressure from presumptuous activist groups who would make our decisions for us.

 

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  • Bernadette Mollica 3 years ago
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    AutoMakers, get rid of your Union. Its destroying your company. Go back to making $ 16.00 per hour and pay $75.00 every 2 weeks for single health coverage. Quit making big cars. Go back to the 1.2 ltr. engine like on the Geo Metro. Make small mini trucks like you used to make. Small cars and very tiny
    SUV's with a 1.2 ltr enging. You have had since 1977 to get your act together get rid of your UNION! Unions are destroying this country!

  • DC Dogs Examiner 3 years ago
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    They bought the, "I swear, Dad, I only had half a can," line.
    ---Mic

  • big red boots 3 years ago
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    you read more about the food police and their frustrating greed here
    www.examiner.com/x-281-Caffeine-Examiner~y2008m9d8-The-Food-Police-sue-Sparks-on-your-behalf--for-the-sake-of-the-children
    The Center is just a publicity hound group looking to make a quick buck by scaring the public

  • big red boots 3 years ago
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    you can also read my review of sparks here:
    www.examiner.com/x-281-Caffeine-Examiner~y2008m6d27-Updating-the-Original-Alcopop--Sparks-Plus
    and yes, your drink tastes much much better!

  • Boston Young Democrats Examiner 3 years ago
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    Lawsuits against energy drinks aren't uncommon, unfortunately. The risk of drinking too much caffeine has been known since people started drinking coffee, as have the risks of combining alcohol and a stimulant. The lawsuits people are willing to file now a days is getting ridiculous.

  • hahahaha 3 years ago
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    Drinkers of caffeinated alcoholic drinks are more likely to binge drink, ride with an intoxicated driver, become injured, or be taken advantage of sexually than drinkers of non-caffeinated alcoholic drinks.

    Oh wait, alcoholic drinks does this too. You should sue alcohol producers too, sue cigarettes makers too, your daughter mightget lung cancer.collapse from Ban cars too, your daughters might enhale their fumes.

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