What do you give the celebrity behaving badly? Well, if you're a celebrity diet columnist, a gift chosen to un-reward their cranky pants ways (and nays):

For Jon Gosselin:
Winner of the Worst Dad of the Year Award (an almost tie with Balloon Boy's papa!) deserves
a dinner featuring burnt tofu turkey (trust me, it can be done!).

For Lindsay Lohan:
From trashing hotel rooms to getting a French designer fired to rude behavior on film sets,
LaLohan wins as Worst Role Model for Young Girls of the decade. Her award: stale caramel-coated popcorn. Plus endless viewings of her two most suitably named films:  Mean Girls and Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.

And for Kanye West:
When Taylor Swift won an award at the 2009 MTV Video Music Award show, Kanye West decided to go for the Stars Behaving Badly Award by interrupting the young girl and announcing that Beyonce should have won.  Beyonce then tried to compensate by, when she won the Video of the Year award, sharing her moment with a noticeably subdued Taylor Swift.   Beyonce gets the Best Behavior Award for 2009 - and Kanye receives soggy overcooked egg noodles. 

• Click here to read more about Jon Gosselin's multiple qualifications for Worst Dad of the Year Award!
  
• And for a positive spin on the 'Tis the Season mood, click here to read Tune Into the Santa Tracker for the progress of the Plump, Jolly Celebrity Who Doesn't Need to Diet!