For those of you who were hoping to have a chance with the squinty-eyed home-wrecking stye of Sienna Miller, you're going to have to wait a little longer. The world's most misunderstood woman is dating a new guy, and guess what? This one doesn't have a wife and kids! He's not even, like, famous. Apparently, here's the best part: he's a trance DJ who spins under the name Slinky Wizard.
The secret couple appropriately debuted their relationship at The Secret Garden Party in Cambridgeshire.
The important question is, when will he reveal his slinky skills? You can't just go around calling yourself a slinky wizard without proving that.
Admittedly, though, after she called out that d-bag radio host who was being so lame to her and her costar, we have to ask ourselves, "Do I hate Sienna Miller? Or do I just not trust her because she has tiny eyes?"
Comments