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In what could potentially be a desperate bid to keep his rabid fans at bay, Robert Pattinson has confessed that his personal hygiene is less than favorable. When discussing his outfit to New Magazine, he said, "My personal hygiene--it's so disgusting! Really it's just that I have very few clothes that I like and I'm traveling all the time." As for his hair, ladies might not want to run their fingers through it after this description:
"I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever." He also mentions dandruff.
But none of this matters because everything I wrote previously was drowned out by the squeals of ecstatic delight over pictures from a romp in Paris yesterday, where he and Kristen Stewart are touching hands. Yes, that's right! That means love and marriage and babies! Hand-touchers! They may as well be making love in pubic.
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OMG. . . HE should come and live in Melbourne Australia coz we are having a water restriction (stage 3). No need to shower HAHAHA.
How can Kristen Steward stand being around Pattinson unless she pretty much d same as he is. Does he even brush his teeth ???
Dat just gave Taylor Lautner a bigger boost
You know those European types, they never shower on a regular basis. As for Pattinson, he's not that stunning folks. He peaked in his Harry Potter flick. He can't act.
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