TMZ
People magazine is saying that Mel Gibson's mistress/girlfriend Oksana Grigorevia, professional baby maker to the stars, has brought forth the latest of his impending army of God. Although the story has not been confirmed, the baby would be approximately a month or so premature, which takes all the fun out of making jokes about how Oksana's labor probably ruined her chance to dress as Octomom for Halloween, because premature babies are serious business. Hopefully the little gal (according to reports), if indeed actually here, is doing well.
Gibson has seven children with his ex--wife, while Grigorevia has a son with Timothy Dalton.
Comments
what a loser is Mel GIbson!
OK, I'll see yer "ruined her chance to dress as Octomom" and raise ya, "Don't worry, Kyoko (Mummy's only looking for her paychecks in the future)". Either way, we have a brand new Hollywood stickfigure for future designer clothes who will obligingly barf and provide upskirts in public settings for us, so we have so much to look forward to as a society. First up, though, are her appearances as a courtroom toddler looking on sadly as Oktobabushka takes Gibson to the cleaners a few years from now, and the media telling us how relentlessly cuuuuuute she is in her designer toddler gear. Then she'll be proclaimed Suri's best friend, and they'll be seen together. Don't you love our media?
And the beat goes on... a-dada-dada-dee... a-dadi-dadi-dum...
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