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Poor, abused Ojani Noa. Good at nothing but exploiting people he purported to once care about, and Jennifer Lopez won't even let him do that! What a meanie. Noa is now claiming he will sue Lopez for $100 million in response to her lawsuit against him for trying to exploit personal moments of their life together for financial gain. And then I'm going to sue both of them for $100 billion dollars because why not! Honestly, where does Lopez think this guy is storing a hundred bucks, let alone ten million? Gurl.
Lopez's lawyer finally spoke out in regards to the deranged claims that Lopez is stalking Noa and dedicated to ruining his life. She has better things to do, like figure out how to resuscitate excitement over her newest music, which is going over like the Hindenburg.
According to Lopez's lawyer, "Mr. Meyer's attempt to romanticize his threatened unlawful conduct and turn it into a Jimmy Stewart movie does not make his conduct any less illegal or make him any less culpable." What Jimmy Stewart movie might that be? I'm racking my mind to come up with a scenario but it strikes me more as the egomaniacal undoings of a Hitchcock character.
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