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Jane Fonda is becoming a cyborg


Photo: Cleveland PD

71-year-old Jane Fonda (!!!!) was spotted being rolled out of JFK in a wheelchair Monday. SEVENTY ONE? When did that happen? Anyway. The former fitness guru assures everyone that she isn't wastin away or planning to end her life morbidly obese, confined to a chair,and at the mercy of sadistic caretakers. Instead she confirmed that she's recently gone through a series of back operations, an artificial knee, and a hip replacement. That's right. Fonda is becoming a Terminator.

She adds, "I had to have it all repaired because I want to climb the Himalayas." AND KILL US ALL WITH HER ROBOT PARTS.

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  • vee 2 years ago
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    she turns 72 next month

  • Anonymous 1 year ago
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    Love her truly a great actress although she may have once upon a time been in richard simmons workout video category

  • Anonymous 1 year ago
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    Die a lingering and painful death, Hanoi Jane!

  • Anonymous 1 year ago
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    I agree only double!!!!!!!!!!

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