Mariah plays a whale in new movie
(Source: AP)
As we mentioned in another article, Mariah is very convincing as a social worker in the new film Precious. The film gave her so much confidence that Mariah is ready to expand her acting skills for a new role: a whale!
The role hasn't been officially announced, but as you can see from this recent picture, Mariah fits the role of a whale very well. We wonder what the movie will be called. We hope Mariah has a great supporting cast. Angelina Jolie could be the skelator fish while Lady Gaga could be the bloodsucking shark. Perhaps Oprah can take on a supporting actress role as a hippo.
It's your turn, dear readers, to cast Mariah's new movie and come up with a title. Use your creative minds!
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Comments
This is the funniest sh** I have read in years. LOOOOOLLLLL!
Whaaat? she looks great in that picture. Had enough of this awful site. All you do is hate on Mariah! Its pafetic!
oh common..what ever you say about mariah we don't care! up out our face gurl!!lol...
i will support her what ever she can do!!lambs 4 life!!
Free Whaley.. :)
How about just calling it MoooMooo
Please post a picture of you on a beach with a swimsuit on. then we can choose the most unflattering one and do the same to you. How would that be?
the fact that you know all of this about MC is hilarious. Cause you probaly have a room in your house like in her obsessed video!
You know what they say: it takes one to know one.
This writer is so l*sbo for Mariah. I hope she's not paid to do this.
I love it..that's funny....
At least something you can laugh about ;-)
Mariah is a fat pig. She needs to go on Jenny Craig.
I think Mariah is beautiful from the inside and out.
It's more sad then funny... You lady has some serious issues.
Good thing you are so perfect and with out fault that you can diss every one accordingly and with out conscious... Then again it is obvious you are doing it for the attention hey? Hope you feel better now..
Memoirs of An Imperfect Obesed Whale..
Mariah's new movie: Silence of a (Screeching Brake) Lamb !!!
I thhink the writers comment is so very mean, however if you are in entertainment you should be mindful of your weight and appearance and dont just binge and let go yourself.
It's funny how you think you have the right to judge someone you don't even know, hey stupid woman! WE ARE NOTE PERFECT! why do you diss at a female star that has become SOMEONE int this world, more than we can say about YOU or ME, so please get a life pathetic dumb, and also buy a mirror, but take care,don't you get frightened about that crater face you have!! IMBECIL!!
why r u so obese like me
why r u so obese like me..thts the title
why r u so obese like me..thts the title
why r u so obese like me..thts the title
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