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Jon Gosselin: Jewish superstar
Source: AP
It's a great time to be Jewish! Jon Gosselin, the hottest man on Earth, is converting! Jon may not have the greatest reputation on this planet thanks to a smear campaign by Kate Gosselin and the media, but it's great having a superstar embrace our faith.
Jon Gosselin is a good father and a generally good person who is getting a bad rap. He, not Kate Gosselin, will prove to be the best of the two parents. While Jon is being spiritual, Kate is out exploiting her kids to the media. She was a bad wife and now she is being a bad mother.
It will be exciting lighting the Hanukkah Menorah this year, thinking that Jon Gosselin will be doing the same exact thing. When watching the candles drip, we will fantasize about John sweating right in front of us!
Comments
I hope you're not serious about thinking he'd be some kind of asset to the Jewish faith.
You are a lousy reporter, Jon made it clear he was a Christian and was NOT converting.
You really are a terrible reporter and you keep posting lies about this cock sucker. God, you are terrible. Get a new job, one that doesn't require you to tax your obviously limited mental abilities. IDIOT.
Just....YUCK!
Jon Gosselin a good father and a good guy! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lady, you are fookin nuts
LOL, I'm not sure everybody sees your sarcastic line of humor. I do, tho.
Bet you were relieved when Jon made it clear he is a Christian. He's so clueless I'm also betting he didn't know you could NOT be a Jew and a Christian.
He thought it was all about the food and the observances, not religion - so he could be Jewish and Korean even tho he's Christian.
Lady your CRAZYYYYYYY! Do us a favor and quit your job.
You need to get your facts correct. Kate has done NOTHING to try to smear Jon. You got that one backwards! Jon is the one who has been out there trying to smear Kate.
Jon has smeared himself by his actions. The media may play up on it, but Jon is the one who is doing idiotic things.
Kate is a much better parent too!!
My sincere wish is that you seek some type of psychiatric help.
I cannot believe you called John Gosselin a hunk - seriously, look at that fat ass, bad dressing, whiny, wimpy, child selling, zit faced, lying, hypocrite, money-stealing, can't-spell-a-simple-sentence,cheating, mid-life-crisis sorry excuse for a man. Add Jew to that now. Dear Lord, the poor Jews.
Not sure which made me laugh the most, the reporters very clear irony with an article written very much with tongue in cheek... or the people writing comments here thinking the reporter was serious! Actually telling the reporter to quit their job..... its sarcasm people.. look it up in a dictionary, its not far from the word stupid.
Just saw Jon on et news, where he was asking advice on being a single dad. Is he just plain stupid or does he really believe his own lies,hard to say when all he does is talk like a fool. No amount of religion will change what is now all over the internet,and Jon your children, will someday see and read all this stuff about themselves, Kate and you. You need to really change more then your religion, change your lifestyle, find a JOB, and do the right thing for your children by living a good and decent life. Shut your mouth and stop appearing on TV shows, you said more then once you didn't like doing TV, but you are on daily, looking just dumb. As for becoming Jewish, do you think it will make you more likeable, hellllllllo, what are you thinking? Right now you make Kate look like the responsible parent. She at least knows when to keep her mouth shut and has some ring of truth when she speaks. Not that she's 100% telling the truth, it takes two to create a problem, you both share blame.
I can't believe someone would actually write this article... Come on. This makes me sick. Prove himself to be the better parent? Yeah, ok.
I went back and read again and you are delusional. America's hunk??? And talking about lighting the candles and him sweating? God, I wouldn't associate my name with that post. I just threw up in my mouth.
Is this backward day and somebody forgot to tell me? Jon is NOT a hunk and is NOT a good father. What kind of father moves away from his children to another state to be near his "contacts". Jon's newfound attraction to Judasim is symptomatic of his not being able to define himself and this is why he let Kate rule the roost all those years. He is weak and oh yeah, a douchebag too.
If Jon is an example of what the Jewish faith is all about then count me out! Are you serious? He is USING the Jewish faith -- and THAT, my dear, is despicable!
Must be a great time to be a blogger/reporter too for such an erroneous and ridiculous piece to be published on Examiner.com.
Have you totally lost your freaking mind.
This piece is obviously satire. Hilarious and well done, Sue.
I thought the article was satire until I read the 2nd paragraph. I think she is stupid enough to praise Jon.
You are just exploiting Jon for your own benefit. TLC took advantage of Jon, Kate abuse him, the nanny barmaid sitter used him, the tabloid reporter took advantage of him, and Jon just wants it all to stop. It's ALL Kate's fault.
This article has a ring of truth in that Jon may not have the greatest reputation on earth...bingo, got that right! Otherwise, kudos for splendid sarcasm done well!!!
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