Chelsea Clinton (AP Photo)
Say what you want about the Clintons, but they've got balls.
Word is that, just days after Ted Kennedy was laid to rest, preparations are underway for Chelsea Clinton's top secret wedding, to be held on Chappaquiddick Island, the scene of the late Senator's "personal Waterloo."
In the early morning hours of July 19, 1969, Senator Kennedy was driving away from a party on Chappaquiddick when his car overturned, killing a female passenger, Mary Jo Kopechne. He did not report the accident until several hours later, and the scandal marked the low point of his forty-plus years in the Senate. He later received a suspended sentence for leaving the scene of an accident.
Now, according to the National Enquirer, Chelsea Clinton and her fiance, investment banker Marc Mezvinsky, are planning an elaborate wedding celebration just down the road from where Teddy had has infamous vehicular mishap. Construction of a massive stage and a "ginormous circus tent which could house hundreds has residents a-buzz as black ops nups planners and catering move in unison covertly until the big day."
Ironically, the wedding was postponed because of Seantor Kennedy's death. Former President Bill Clinton and Secretary of State and former Sentaorial collegue Hilary Clinton are now honoring Ted in a very special way: by throwing a huge wing-ding a stone's throw from where the local fisherman pulled Mary Jo Kopechne out of the water.
Comments
I'm sorry, but Chelsea Clinton is about as interesting as a dirty dish rag. It's just that I don't care.
CC: This story isn't so much about Chelsea, but more about the massive chutzpah of the Clintons. Then again, life goes on, and Chappaquiddick is a beautiful setting, minus the 40 year old baggage of Teddy's car crash and the ghost of Mary Jo Kopechne, that is. Unfortunately, the link is inescapable.
CC, Shut the H### up. Chelsea didn't ask to be written up. She just wants to get married in a private setting.
Congrats to the Bride and Groom and a long, happy and healthy life together.
Don't let the CC's get you. Just Idiots who have nothing better to do that sit at the computer, actually just as I am doing. LOL
If you comment is so true, why did you click onto this story about Chelsea. You read the headline, didn't ya?
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