I read a funny article the other day poking fun at the reality of illegal immigration in this country.
After I finished the piece, I sent it along to a multitude of friends on all sides of the issue. The amazing part of the whole reading and sending was the return reaction from other readers.
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Almost unanimously, there was bittersweet agreement to the humorous approach the article took and the spirit of the author’s intent. The truth was not lost on even the most vociferous champion of the illegal alien.
The following is a portion of the unknown author’s humor …. er ……truth:
Dear _________,
I enjoyed our conversation yesterday. As I mentioned, I’m moving to Mexico.
In preparation for this radical move for health reasons, I wrote the White House asking for their assistance. I’m planning to simply walk right across the border and I need their help in making my arrangements.
I plan to skip all legal stuff like visas, passports, migration quotas and laws. I’m sure those things are much the same as here. I’m sure somebody in the White House will contact Mexican President Calderon to let him know I’m coming. .jpg)
Anyway, I made a list of things I will need once I arrive that include:
Free medical care.
• An English-speaking government bureauracracy for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
• All government forms in English.
• I will need all my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
• They’ll need to provide classes on American culture and history.
• I want my grandkids to see the American flag flying somewhere on school grounds to remind them of their REAL country.
• The kids will need free breakfast and lunch during school days.
• I will need a Mexican driver’s license so I can get to the polls fast when I vote.
• I will have a car in Mexico, but I don’t plan to have car insurance so I can save money to send back to my relatives in the U.S.
• I plan to fly the American flag proudly from my porch and put U.S. decals all over my car to show my country pride where I once lived. I’ll need English-speaking police officers to protect me if any of the natives resent my attitude toward my new home country.
• A nice job is a necessity. I do not plan to pay any taxes I can avoid being a non-citizen.
• I will be sure to write many letters to the local media warning the locals to remain civil toward my “rogue” behavior, No bellyaching about me being a strain on their “wealthy” economy.
• Free food stamps immediately upon my arrival. I have my rights you know!
• Don’t forget free rent subsidies.
• I’ll need income tax credits so although I don’t pay Mexican taxes, I’ll receive money from the government!
• Arrange the government to pay me $4500 for my new car.
• I’ll need to be enrolled in Mexican Social Security so I’ll get monthly income after my retirement.
It’s a lot to ask President Calderon, but since we already do it for all his citizens living among us, there should be no problem, right?
This will be great fun. And the BEST part is IF anybody gets mad about my little setup, I have the just and proper response ………..
They’re ALL racists!
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While President Obama continues to tackle the “big” problems we currently have such as his personal war with Fox News, Rush Limbaugh and appeasing ridiculous expectations of his leftist base, is this REALLY that ridiculous an article?
Sooner or later, this country will have to face the illegal alien issue head on. If things continue as they are at present, the United States of America will cease to exist as the country we have known for 233 years.
It’s time to demand our leaders enforce existing immigration laws and fund them or answer charges of treason against the American people for delinquent handling of their sworn duties as enforcers of our country’s laws. 
But I’m sure to the few in this country that would be racist …. their favorite slur.
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Comments
WELL, YOU MUST'VE BEEN READING A LOT OF "INTERESTING" ARTICLES LIKE THAT
AND EVENTUALLY YOU BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE 40 MILLION ILLEGAL ALIENS WHO WILL FOLLOW SUIT
OF COURSE CRITICIZING THE POOREST IS EASIER THAN CRITICIZING THE RICH FOR THE ECONOMIC CHAOS
YOU MAY NOT BE A RACIST
BUT HITLER LOVES YOU
Crazy horse, No other country allows the mass immigratin of illegals (Mexican or Otherwise) that the US does. Because of the geographical connected between US and Mexico, that segment of the illegals is of course causing the most problems. I understand that the citizens of Mexico are escaping their country. But that shouldn't mean they can destroy the US. Destroy by; taxing our social services, schools and clinics. Destroying by committing crimes. Destroying by de=valuing our culture and customs over their own. The US spends billions arresting, housing, feeding, schooling and etc, Mexican citizens. Instead lets ask Mr. Fox and his gang to accept a bribe of billions IF and only IF they keep their citizens in their country. That's all Fox and his gang care about. The almighty dollar.
I'll I want is to work, have children and a better life. I know Im not supposed to steal a S.S. number but I just need to work. Im sorry the young American kid whos job I took is un employed. I know I shouldnt have children but they are here ( from 2 different fathers) and need a free education and food and medical care. Its civil rights for my anchor babies to recieve these basic rights, after all I had them in America. Of course now I need a home so Ive recieved sec 8 rent from goverment, not the tax payers like you guys alway s say. Its free you know. So is WIC and all the rest. I make 13 thousand a year and take over 60 thousand in benefits so its a good deal for me. My boyfriends in jail after he did a hit and run drunk so i need the help. I dont want this to happen to my children so there going to collage for free.
Hey CRAZY HORSE, do you have anything to say about Mexico's extremely racist, bigoted, and xenophobic immigration laws? Today's Mexico is like Hitler and the Nazis except that the people involved have brown skin instead of white skin.
Illegals don't get Food Stamps.
Educated are you an effing moron!?!? Of course they get food stamps, ever been in line with them at the grocery store when they are in front of you and they take three times as long because they have to spend the FS's and WIC coupons then they drive away in the Escalade with the 22" spinners! What up yo!?!?
Crazy Horse, if you want to criticize "the rich," criticize the rich in Mexico who refuse to pay taxes to offer even the most basic education or safety net for the poor in Mexico. Mexico is a wealthy nation, NOT a poor one. The wealthy there are all too happy for Americans to take responsibility for their poor. The government there is happy to receive all the remittances also. A recent poll taken in Mexico shows that the vast majority of Mexicans believe that yet another amnesty in the U.S. will lead to even more illegal immigration from that nation. We just can no longer afford this. It's time for Mexico to take care of its own citizens and Americans are tired of being demonized for wanting our immigration laws enforced as we were promised after the "amnesty to end all amnesties" in 1986. There are illegals here from many countries, not just Mexico also. Because we share a border with Mexico, they make up the largest group. All nations have immigration laws and enforce them.
Crazy horse is a moron and probably an illegal invader or an anchor baby! Its probably 20 million illegal invaders squatting on our soil currently. With chain migration, that number could easily double or triple. Is that enough illegal mexicans for you crazy horse, or do you want more?
Educated says:
"Illegals don't get Food Stamps."
Yes, illegal aliens do get food stamps. They use the same stolen or fake IDs and documents that they use when they apply for jobs. Illegal aliens can also legally qualify for food stamps by having one or more anchor babies who are American citizens by birth.
Crazy Horse, God loves us all but He says thou shalt not steal.
Illegal aliens are stealing from Americans that have worked hard for what these people are getting free. I say send them all to Iraq or Afghanastan and then let them become Americans if they come back. Our soldiers are fighting and dying so illegals can come over here and steal from us. Wake up America...
"List of demands in Mexico". Here is what a "gringo" can expect to get from Mexico. TWICE, twice, that I know of, retired gringos and even some Mexican_Americans, that owned beach houses in Mexico have been kicked out of them. Once in Rosarita Beach, and the other area I can't remember. The excuse the corrupt Mexican government gave the residents, was that, oh, they found out the land belonged to someone else. The gringos were given one week to get out. To show you how utterly weak kneed and cowardly so many Americans have become, they left their houses standing instead of burning them down, thus giving the finger to the corrupt Mexican government.
P.S. While all of this crap was coming down, the Mexican government was complaining about the "rights" of the illegal alien foreign nationals from Mexico in the U.S., that they were too corrupt to take care of, you KNOW THEIR OWN CITIZENS. Do these stories make you puke, or are you simply another clueless and ignorant "AMERICAN"?
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