“Why, you ask, would this save me from zombies?”
The thinking here is you won’t smell like a person if you use this stuff, but it sounds to me like you’ll just smell like a person covered in sh*t, and that won’t matter to a zed. The only way this “might” work is if it actually made you smell like the undead. However, the last time I sniffed a shambler I wasn’t getting dirt and wine – more like rotting human body.
Maybe a good gift for someone with one of those hugely exaggerated go-bags, but probably no dice for a true survivor.
Both are only available until 4/30, and both cost more than God shavings, but feel free to buy some for your slower, soon-to-be-dead friend here.
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