Wii Drinking Games

Nintendo has spent in excess of $200 million to market the Wii as a family console. However it's obviously an oversight that Nintendo has failed to dedicate any of their marketing budget to their 2nd largest demographic: drunk people.

Acting only in Nintendos best interest, some friends and I spent a night creating Wii drinking games. All of them are sure to get you to a perfect state of inebriation. Pro-tip: Start with the games that have the most rules and transcend to the simpler games as you progressively become more intoxicated.

Wii Bowling

Rules:
Every time you roll: Drink one for each pin left standing.
You get a strike - Everyone else drinks one.
You get a spare from a split: Everyone else drinks two.
You roll it into the gutter: Finish your drink.

Boxing

Rules:
You get knocked down: Drink until your character gets up.
You get knocked out: Finish your drink.

Mario Kart

Rules:
You fall of the edge: Drink one.
You come in X place at the end of the race: Take X drinks. Example- You finished in 4th place, you take four drinks.
You win the race: Hand out two additional drinks to anyone.

Smash Brothers

Rules:
You knock someone off the map: Everyone else drinks one
You get KO'd: Finish your drink.

Mario Party

Rules:
You earn a star: Everyone else drinks one.
You land on a:
-Red space-Drink 1
-Bowser space-Drink 2
-Blue space- Give 1
-Green space-Give 2
-Donkey Kong space-Give 3
-Everytime you get passed-Drink 1
-Land on the same spot as someone else-Everyone on that spot Drinks 2
-Pass start-Drink 2
You win a minigame: Hand out two random drinks.