Please don't paint your wiener green. A lot of people do that to make their Dachshunds tiny leprechauns. But, it's not worth it.
He writes in his Wiener Dog column:
In anticipation for the upcoming St. Patrick’s Day festivities (this Sunday) Rufus and Emily don their “Pet Me I’m Irish” apparel in hopes of avoiding those pinches.
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