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"Weird Al" Yankovic song lyrics for Bastille's "Pompeii", a proposal

bigger than Adele..
bigger than Adele..
Photo by Kevin Winter

Anyone know how to contact "Weird Al" Yankovic? Specifically, can you get through to him in a manner whereby he will give serious consideration to an unsolicited song suggestion? It's a parody of the hit "Pompeii" by Bastille. We would be looking for a prominent song credit, and are willing to cede 10-percent of that to particularly helpful parties as a finder's fee:

"I did not used to own all these devices
Now I possess my very own electronics store

And I'm surrounded by gadgets and screens
I almost never leave my home
Although two or three times a year
I'll camp out for a new phone

But when I close my eyes,
I still see my home page
I have hashtags on my retinas.
There's something wrong with my eyes,
Siri and my followers aren't helpful
Nor are these supposed Google glasses.
I better see an optometrist about this..
I better see an optometrist about this..

We're obsessed with all the latest products and upgrades
My garage is home to a pile of unused LCDs

And the prices won't come down
The demand is just too high
The latest gaming console can walk your dog
The next-gen DVR can read minds

But if you close your eyes,
Your new GPS
Knows how to drive.
And you should close your eyes,
Staring so long at your smartphone
You're pretty much going blind.
I've gotta see an optometrist about this..
I've gotta see an optometrist about this..

Oh how did this begin?
Material excess is a trend.
I've got seven-hundred friends.
Haven't met a single one of them.

And the prices won't come down (oh how did this begin?)
The demand is much too high (Excessive greed is the trend.)

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